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ayia napa blues

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Know it a bit late but went the utd chelsea game on saturday was near the away fans east stand I think its called. I thought we where bad for getting on players backs but they are awfull and it clearly had an effect on the players. winges at every miss placed pass. I could not believe what I was hearing but was funny.

Some of the best quotes where

Aimed at Neville when he miss placed a pass one guy said to his mate "hes been shit for 15 years him" reply was "yeah i know" I was on my arse at that

"get some subs on fergie you useless ****" ha ha

"giggs is the most ceative player in the premiership flether just give him the f~~king ball" ha ha

it was a good day

Chelsea fans where also throwing celery at the utd fans anyone know what thats about?
 
'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing' - ADE AKINBIYI
 
ayia napa blues said:
Know it a bit late but went the utd chelsea game on saturday was near the away fans east stand I think its called. I thought we where bad for getting on players backs but they are awfull and it clearly had an effect on the players. winges at every miss placed pass. I could not believe what I was hearing but was funny.

Some of the best quotes where

Aimed at Neville when he miss placed a pass one guy said to his mate "hes been shit for 15 years him" reply was "yeah i know" I was on my arse at that

"get some subs on fergie you useless ****" ha ha

"giggs is the most ceative player in the premiership flether just give him the f~~king ball" ha ha

it was a good day

Chelsea fans where also throwing celery at the utd fans anyone know what thats about?

A very old Chelsea terrace song....


Celery, celery
If she doesn't cum
I'll tickle her bum
With a stick of celery
 
In the pub on saturday watching city,
a very dry witted city fan said straight after Adebayor scored the 5th
"come on city ,we can win this ."
 
MCfcBOB said:
marco said:
to rod marsh-sort yourself out or i will pull you off
marsh-yes please
I thought it was:

To Marsh: If you don't play better I'll pull you off at half time.
Marsh: I thought we only got an Orange?

I could be wrong.
It was between him and Alf Ramsey apparently:

Alf Ramsey told him ‘I'll be watching you for the first 45 minutes and if you don't work harder I'll pull you off at halftime," to which Marsh replied: “Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea.”.

He was never selected for the England team again.
 
Bluemoon115 said:
MCfcBOB said:
I thought it was:

To Marsh: If you don't play better I'll pull you off at half time.
Marsh: I thought we only got an Orange?

I could be wrong.
It was between him and Alf Ramsey apparently:

Alf Ramsey told him ‘I'll be watching you for the first 45 minutes and if you don't work harder I'll pull you off at halftime," to which Marsh replied: “Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea.”.

He was never selected for the England team again.

Spot on 115, Not that I was there in the dressing room but all knowlegable pundits state that was what he said and what a brilliant quote.
 
Tommy Cooper at royal variety command performance,on being introduced to the Queen, "Are you interested in football,ma'am"
The Queen replies" not really"
Tommy says"can I have cup final tickets then?"
 
ayia napa blues said:
Know it a bit late but went the utd chelsea game on saturday was near the away fans east stand I think its called. I thought we where bad for getting on players backs but they are awfull and it clearly had an effect on the players. winges at every miss placed pass. I could not believe what I was hearing but was funny.

Some of the best quotes where

Aimed at Neville when he miss placed a pass one guy said to his mate "hes been shit for 15 years him" reply was "yeah i know" I was on my arse at that

"get some subs on fergie you useless ****" ha ha

"giggs is the most ceative player in the premiership flether just give him the f~~king ball" ha ha

it was a good day

Chelsea fans where also throwing celery at the utd fans anyone know what thats about?

Hang on a minute!!! am I missing something here?

What the fuck were you doing at the swamp?
 
Brian Clough: 'I don't know who is the best manager in England right now but I'm certainly in the top 1'

Brilliant. (might have got the words slightly wrong but that was his meaning!)
 
Gianfranco Zola: “If we can play like that every week we’ll get some level of consistency”

Thierry Henry: “Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”

Bill Shankly: “The best side drew.”
 
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