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They're beautiful
 
They've got the PR spot on with the whole thing, first the consultation then the elusive emails and the Boxing Day release.

But if I don't like the badge they can fuck off.
 

A young Red Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandary.

.. He felt different yet.

.. couldn't figure why.

.. he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers.

.. He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name.

..

The chief answered in his typically poetic way.

.."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest.

.. and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."Then, the boy said to the Chief.

.. And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky.

..

The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name.

.. And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.

..

. White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth.

Then he asked the boy.






.."Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
 
A young Red Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandary.

.. He felt different yet.

.. couldn't figure why.

.. he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers.

.. He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name.

..

The chief answered in his typically poetic way.

.."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest.

.. and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."Then, the boy said to the Chief.

.. And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky.

..

The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name.

.. And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.

..

. White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth.

Then he asked the boy.






.."Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

The Terry Pratchett one was good.

"you must feel very unlucky one-man-throwing-water-on-two-dogs"

"wait until you meet my older twin"

"two-dogs-fighting?"

"two-dogs-fighting?, Hah! He'd give his right arm to be called two-dogs-fighting!"
 
The Terry Pratchett one was good.

"you must feel very unlucky one-man-throwing-water-on-two-dogs"

"wait until you meet my older twin"

"two-dogs-fighting?"

"two-dogs-fighting?, Hah! He'd give his right arm to be called two-dogs-fighting!"

Haha, I could read Pratchett quotes all day. It's a shame we won't get any new ones.
 

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