Cockwomble

[big gaz]

Every year the Oxford dictionary adds new words to the said publication. The question is how would you describe it ? and are there any other bluemoon words worthy of this distinction, over to you ;-)

 

[bobmcfc]

Fucknut is my new word of the month, Needs careful usage though

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

Arsegoblin.

I think i just made this up, but the Homosexuality thread may have subconsciously influenced me, what with the felching and all.

I feel sullied now.

 

[mcmanus]

I answer to 'dickhead' most times.

 

[TGR]

The word 'twunt is one for the future.

 

[Anonymous]

cockwomble - noun

A contemptible and thoroughly unlikeable person so bereft of personality, common sense and logic as to render them an absolute irrelevance. Often used in relation to supporters of MUFC and best exemplified by Alan Brazil, Eamon Holmes, James Nesbitt, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, David Moyes Ronnie Irani, Dominic Cork and Jamie Redknapp.

examples
"Did you hear the wankfest about Januzaj on Talksport? That Andy Goldstein is a proper fucking cockwomble."
"The biggest cockwomble out there is Ronnie Irani."

 

[bluegirl74]

any 19 year old who pays £450 for a picture of an x-box thing for his 4 year old?

 

[mcmanus]

cockwomble - noun

A contemptible and thoroughly unlikeable person so bereft of personality, common sense and logic as to render them an absolute irrelevance. Often used in relation to supporters of MUFC and best exemplified by Alan Brazil, Eamon Holmes, James Nesbitt, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, David Moyes Ronnie Irani, Dominic Cork and Jamie Redknapp.

examples
"Did you hear the wankfest about Januzaj on Talksport? That Andy Goldstein is a proper fucking cockwomble."
"The biggest cockwomble out there is Ronnie Irani."

Strongbow a genuine reason to stay up and take the piss.

 

[lloydie]

cockwomble - noun

A contemptible and thoroughly unlikeable person so bereft of personality, common sense and logic as to render them an absolute irrelevance. Often used in relation to supporters of MUFC and best exemplified by Alan Brazil, Eamon Holmes, James Nesbitt, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, David Moyes Ronnie Irani, Dominic Cork and Jamie Redknapp.

examples
"Did you hear the wankfest about Januzaj on Talksport? That Andy Goldstein is a proper fucking cockwomble."
"The biggest cockwomble out there is Ronnie Irani."

These people also have all the qualities needed to to earn the soubriquet "Smagunt"

 

[big gaz]

The word 'twunt is one for the future.

Thats in as well.

-- Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:12 pm --

cockwomble - noun

A contemptible and thoroughly unlikeable person so bereft of personality, common sense and logic as to render them an absolute irrelevance. Often used in relation to supporters of MUFC and best exemplified by Alan Brazil, Eamon Holmes, James Nesbitt, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, David Moyes Ronnie Irani, Dominic Cork and Jamie Redknapp.

examples
"Did you hear the wankfest about Januzaj on Talksport? That Andy Goldstein is a proper fucking cockwomble."
"The biggest cockwomble out there is Ronnie Irani."

<br /><br />-- Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:15 pm --<br /><br />

The word 'twunt is one for the future.

Thats in as well.

-- Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:12 pm --

cockwomble - noun

A contemptible and thoroughly unlikeable person so bereft of personality, common sense and logic as to render them an absolute irrelevance. Often used in relation to supporters of MUFC and best exemplified by Alan Brazil, Eamon Holmes, James Nesbitt, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, David Moyes Ronnie Irani, Dominic Cork and Jamie Redknapp.

examples
"Did you hear the wankfest about Januzaj on Talksport? That Andy Goldstein is a proper fucking cockwomble."
"The biggest cockwomble out there is Ronnie Irani."

Great, but you all people RIISAC !