You know something, I can't even bring myself to watch it. I just couldn't keep my foot out of the telly if that fat scouse twat scored and the commentator starting howling..'RROOOONNEEYYY' - I've got a lovely Sony HD telly, and could not resist doing it considerable damage. I made the mistake of watching earlier this season, and when that little twat owen scored I smashed my Virgin remote - would have cost me £20 to replace it if it wasn't for a nice littel deal on Smithfield! It makes it even worse that I'm in the Army, and you seriously wouldn't believe how many rags there are in the rank and file! Over the last 22 years I've taken some real shite. But now the tables are starting to turn you can see they're worried. They used to come out with the patronising crap about wanting to see us in the premiership while we were having a cracking time in Divs 1 and 2, but now we're a threat you want to hear all the bleating about us buying our way into the top four! I'd be happy spending £10bn just to wipe the smug bastard look of all their fuckin faces......gone too far now....
I'll be sitting in my front room with the headphones on listening to some Joy Division, New Order, Kraftwerk, The Smiths and a bit of Nick Cave etc, etc....then switch to Sky to get the result and hopefully sit back and watch MOTD with the biggest, smuggest grin all over my face.