Commentator Bullshit Bingo

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

“That was a good time to get a goal”

Never known a bad time.

 

[Stoned Rose]

“Bobby” as in Firmino.

 

[Bigga]

9 pages and nobody mentioned "low block" or "high block" until now?!

Or the classic we/ they "go again"!

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Slip!

 

[solley attwell]

Or Jim beglin when kompany scored...................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Not a fuckin peep

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

“2-0 is a dangerous score line”

Still rather have the 2.

“This promises to be a classic”

The cue to switch over now and watch an old episode of Murder she wrote.

“This is a 6 pointer”

I think that if you check, you’ll find the maximum number of points available from the match is still 3.

 

[Out on blue 6]

Thrown the title race wide open

Could have been used yesterday but we didn't give them the chance to trot out that cliché

 

[Big Swifty]

"He'll be disappointed with that" (after a dreadful miss)

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

“That’s a bad miss”

Yet to see a good one.

 

[Bill the Blue]

We're not going to cut to an ad break like we do at every other PL game we televise, no instead let's listen to a load of Scandinavian out of town plastics get drowned out by the stadium PA pumping out the iconic 5 to 3 diatribe..!