Could you go a year not watching any form of porn ?

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Never had one. I just like looking at pictures and videos. Self abuse is against my moral code.

You don’t do it do you? Will have to put you on ignore if you do?

You've never had sex with your hand?

I think that makes us both wankers for different reasons mate; )

I should be blind by now the amount of ham shanks I've had. I bet I could open a new production line in the Solvite factory.

Plenty in the tank sir!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Go on have a go it's quite relaxing

I sold all my vinyl recently, that single was amongst my collection.

 

[urban genie]

You've never had sex with your hand?

I think that makes us both wankers for different reasons mate; )

I should be blind by now the amount of ham shanks I've had. I bet I could open a new production line in the Solvite factory.

I used to work with a lad who claimed he never wanked once in his life, was obviously a lying twat or was so insecure about his masculinity genuinely couldn't admit to another bloke he played with himself.

Everyone male of female has cracked one off at some point.

 

[worsleyweb]

You've never had sex with your hand?

I think that makes us both wankers for different reasons mate; )

I should be blind by now the amount of ham shanks I've had. I bet I could open a new production line in the Solvite factory.

Plenty in the tank sir!

I may have had one or two (a day for the past 31 years)

 

[Magicpole]

After a long, hard day fluffing, the last thing I need is watching porn when I get home. I can tell you.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I may have had one or two (a day for the past 31 years)

That's more like it; )

I've been a wanker 40 years. One or two a day is still no problem. I think my record is 5 in a day. Mind you, 5th one was like skimmed milk. In other words not much fat in it.

 

[Magicpole]

She's a good girl...needs it to be cement her spirituality

Does Tarot cards readings etc. Professionally.

So, a professional liar exploiting gullible twats out of cash? :)

Like her already.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Thing with porn nowadays is the preponderance of the shaved clopper, the days of Razzle and Men Only,
with their sumptuous collections of hirsute beavers are now long gone. I remember with lustful fondness peering
through these, and making comparisons, like, that one is like looking at an aerial map of the Limpopo Delta, or
look at that, looks like Terry Waites allotment, they're all sanitised now, but to each their own I guess.
I suggest a google at 'Linda Lusardi Nude,' for a retro wank.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Thing with porn nowadays is the preponderance of the shaved clopper, the days of Razzle and Men Only,
with their sumptuous collections of hirsute beavers are now long gone. I remember with lustful fondness peering
through these, and making comparisons, like, that one is like looking at an aerial map of the Limpopo Delta, or
look at that, looks like Terry Waites allotment, they're all sanitised now, but to each their own I guess.

Do you remember hedge porn, AC?

 

[urban genie]

Thing with porn nowadays is the preponderance of the shaved clopper, the days of Razzle and Men Only,
with their sumptuous collections of hirsute beavers are now long gone. I remember with lustful fondness peering
through these, and making comparisons, like, that one is like looking at an aerial map of the Limpopo Delta, or
look at that, looks like Terry Waites allotment, they're all sanitised now, but to each their own I guess.
I suggest a google at 'Linda Lusardi Nude,' for a retro wank.

I do believe the unshaven look is back in fashion amongst many women including actresses of the adult industry, you need to research it more to confirm