COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Phil1]

Is Sports Direct essential? Because they’re fucking opening!

It will be tomorrow morning when all the chavs rock up for their new exercise gear.

 

[abu13]

So, to be clear, can non-essential workers, who can’t work from home, continue to go to work?

You have come to the right place for clarity, nobody seems sure :)

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Is Sports Direct essential? Because they’re fucking opening!

Of course it is. Have you ever tried running in high heels?

 

[andyhinch]

My next door neighbour just text (80) doesn’t think the over 70’s can go to the shops, anything said about that ????

 

[twosips]

I honestly despair, he even said it really is quite simple, unless absolutely necessary don’t work.

No. He. Didn't. He never said don't work, he said unless its absolutely necessary, don't leave the house, unless you can't work from home. Totally different. Unsurprisingly for many paying the bills is absolutely necessary, and most can't work from home.

 

[Coatigan]

You’re a motor parts company will they be open tomorrow?

Can it be done from home? if not, then, yes.

 

[bluemoon32]

I just know I’m gonna get offered a ménage a trois by some fit twins in the local park tomorrow

Yeah, two brothers called Rod and Trevor

 

[city saint]

Starting to think all this confusion is on purpose so some businesses are pressured into being closed by their staff so the government don't have to bail them out with the 80% wage thing. If the government don't force them to close, they don't have to subsidise the wages... if not, there's no fucking excuse for Johnson saying one thing, then releasing a load of social media videos saying another thing, then deleting it all.

im pretty sure they will pay any companys 80 per cent wage bill iff they have to lay them off as long as they promise there is a job for them when the lockdowns over

 

[i8rags]

Where?
I must be deaf then, I have listened to it 3 times and not heard that, he did go on to say about travel to work if essential but my reading was that this meant if you can not do your job from home.

The fact that everyone is debating his comments backs up that the instruction is unclear.

Clear as fucking day, people hear what they want to hear, do not go out unless absolutely essential. Anyway these even questioning are off their nut

 

[jay_mcfc]

You need an ASBO - an Attention Seeking Bastard Order!

No **** is making you stay indoors under total lockdown 24 hours a day. You’re not a prisoner and it’s not impressive that you think you’re not going to listen to the instructions given to you.

You can go out to exercise and get some shopping. So can everyone! I can, and I will. I’ll be going for a jog and for a cycle every few days. But I’m not going on about being a rebel!

You’re just after attention, surely?

Many people have called a phone, use that to talk to friends and family. If you can’t handle that for a while I think you need to grow some bollocks.

Unless you’re going to get a gathering of people together outside you’re not doing anything anyone else in the country has been told to do. That’s not rebellious.

If you are going out and getting a gathering of people together I hope you get a £1500+ fine like what’s happening in Spain. And I hope no **** gives you a penny towards it.

Me, my wife and two kids haven’t left our house for 11 days (except I take the dog for a 5min walk twice a day). Not one single complaint from any of us. The kids have been absolutely brilliant so far and the time is going so quick.

Some people need to get a grip.