COVID-19 — Coronavirus

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by urban genie, 25 Jan 2020.

  1. I just know I’m gonna get offered a ménage a trois by some fit twins in the local park tomorrow
     
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  2. denislawsbackheel

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    I don’t see why you think that differs from the you gov page.
    All the measures introduced, rent protection, mortgages, wages, etc are all only for three months.
     
  3. Pablo1

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    It will be tomorrow morning when all the chavs rock up for their new exercise gear.
     
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  4. abu13

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    You have come to the right place for clarity, nobody seems sure :)
     
  5. Brightwells left peg

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    Of course it is. Have you ever tried running in high heels?
     
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  6. andyhinch

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    My next door neighbour just text (80) doesn’t think the over 70’s can go to the shops, anything said about that ????
     
  7. twosips

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    No. He. Didn't. He never said don't work, he said unless its absolutely necessary, don't leave the house, unless you can't work from home. Totally different. Unsurprisingly for many paying the bills is absolutely necessary, and most can't work from home.
     
  8. Coatigan

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    Can it be done from home? if not, then, yes.
     
  9. bluemoon32

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    Yeah, two brothers called Rod and Trevor
     
  10. city saint

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    im pretty sure they will pay any companys 80 per cent wage bill iff they have to lay them off as long as they promise there is a job for them when the lockdowns over
     

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