COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[SebastianBlue]

Back on topic:

China Admits ‘Shortcoming and Deficiencies” with Coronavirus Response

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-51362336

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Given the recent discussion about animal husbandry and food preparation in China, I think some may be interested in the specific improvements that the official statement outlines. The cynical side of me imagines that it is just an attempt to acknowledge and assuage concerns from the international community with very little intent to actually make changes.

 

[aguero93:20]

It was a joke about Tom Cruise being silenced, mate. :-)

He'd be risking his Thetan otherwise.

 

[aguero93:20]

Back on topic:

China Admits ‘Shortcoming and Deficiencies” with Coronavirus Response

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-51362336

They're just upset they didn't manage to spread it to Hong Kong.

 

[SebastianBlue]

They're just upset they didn't manage to spread it to Hong Kong.

That’s still to be determined, unfortunately, with last count having 17 confirmed cases and 1 death in Hong Kong.

Let’s just hope Mendy was wearing his Gucci biohazard suit.

 

[aguero93:20]

That’s still to be determine, unfortunately, with last count having 17 confirmed cases and 1 death in Hong Kong.

Let’s just hope Mendy was wearing his mask.

There were a lot more than 17 protestors though.

 

[SebastianBlue]

There were a lot more than 17 protestors though.

And like an idea, viruses spread quickly in crowds.

Though, I am uncomfortable making jokes about potential deaths in Hong Kong, so I am going to move on.

 

[Magicpole]

It was a joke about Tom Cruise being silenced, mate. :-)

I know. :)

 

[Magicpole]

Back on topic:

China Admits ‘Shortcoming and Deficiencies” with Coronavirus Response

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-51362336

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Given the recent discussion about animal husbandry and food preparation in China, I think some may be interested in the specific improvements that the official statement outlines. The cynical side of me imagines that it is just an attempt to acknowledge and assuage concerns from the international community with very little intent to actually make changes.

I wonder if they take up my idea to coat everything in chocolate. I await their call.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I wonder if they take up my idea to coat everything in chocolate. I await their call.

LOCAL SCOT TEAMS WITH OBAN TO STOP CORONAVIRUS SPREAD

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I wonder if they take up my idea to coat everything in chocolate. I await their call.

Everything? Shakira? Clare Grogan?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Everything? Shakira? Clare Grogan?

[begins counting the minutes to when he’ll need to lock the thread]

 

[MillionMilesAway]

My bad.



At least I didn't say [redacted].

 

[SebastianBlue]

My bad.



At least I didn't say [redacted].

Just doing my good deed of the day.

 

[city saint]

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gail platt

 

[aguero93:20]

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Fascist censoring twat.

 

[aguero93:20]

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gail platt

I take it back, lock the thread.

 

[richardtheref]

Has anyone heard the government information advert on the radio. Basically says you should use a tissue whenever you sneeze and dispose of it safely.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Has anyone heard the government information advert on the radio. Basically says you should use a tissue whenever you sneeze and dispose of it safely.

Glad the government is taking this seriously and undertaking such an aggressive and comprehensive response...

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Has anyone heard the government information advert on the radio. Basically says you should use a tissue whenever you sneeze and dispose of it safely.

The government are always good at this sort of thing. I have fond memories of the Govt leaflet explaining how to survive a nuclear strike from Russia by unscrewing internal doors and using them to create a lean to shelter.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

I wonder if they take up my idea to coat everything in chocolate. I await their call.

deep fried Coronavirus covered with chocolate mmmmm