COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[BlueAnorak]

Every 20 beds in a care home TRIPLES the chance of Covid-19 infection getting in.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/14/covid-19-outbreaks-up-to-20-times-more-likely-in-large-care-homes-uk-study

 

[Indaparkside]

Every 20 beds in a care home TRIPLES the chance of Wayne Rooney getting in.
QUOTE]

Edited for accuracy

 

[BlueHammer85]

Just seen some bloke on the news saying he’s not going to wear face masks because he doesn’t believe in them and because he doesn’t believe in Covid!!

What fucking chance do we have if attitudes like that are common.

there will always be morons unfortunately

 

[Bill Walker]

Mars Officially Bans All Flights From Earth, Says It Will Review Policy In 5,000 Years
BY PAUL DUNCAN ON JULY 1, 2020 • ( 31 COMMENTS )

In a move that many saw coming, the council of Theoretical Life On Mars today banned all flights from Earth for at least the next five millennia, citing concerns over an outbreak of humans on the neighbouring planet.

“While we would of course like to welcome the residents of Earth to our pristine planet,” a spokesmartian for the council stated, in a language best-described as a series of profoundly moving chords, “as that currently includes a species of preternaturally destructive bipedals who specialize in ruination and replication, we will at this time have to respectfully ask you all to stay the primitive-human-intercourse away from us.”

Mars was quickly joined by the other 11 planets of the solar system, revealing that there are in fact 5 more planets than the self-declared “Space Age” residents of Earth have so far detected.

The move was greeted with disappointment and frustration on Earth, a mood that was felt particularly acutely by the billionaire class, many of whom had been planning to depart their planet in hopes of being able to systemically rape a new celestial body of its resources in the name of moar dividends.

“Can they even do that?” asked Elon Musk, after alleging the Martians were known pedophiles. “I mean, it’s a free universe. What are they going to do? Atomize me with an ancient weapon of unimaginable strength?”

“Any Earthship approaching our planet will be atomized with an ancient weapon capable of disappearing your forebears back to the beginning of your race’s chaotic existence,” the Theoretical Life council said in a perfect C. “Thank you for respecting our immutable power. Your Curiosity robot can stay, as we’ve trained him to fetch neutrinos.”

The council went on to say that this decision would be up for review in a short 5,000 Earth years.

“By which time our estimates indicate humans will have been extinct for 4900 years, and the dolphins will have achieved interplanetary capabilities.”

 

[dennishasdoneit]

there will always be morons unfortunately

Any person who thinks a bloody face mask is beneficial in stopping the spread of a " killer virus" is,imo a moron. If the police,professional footballers and mps are not forced to wear them why dhould the orcinary person in the streetvbe forced to do so?
You,d be better off studying the mechanics of the human bodies immune system,and....getting to grips with the reality that " No disease can exist in an alkaline state"
Something the goverment ,and uneducated folk have conveniently ignored whilst eroding the civil liberties of most of the population.
Most folk are blind sheep.
Beggars belief.

 

[Scottyboi]

Any person who thinks a bloody face mask is beneficial in stopping the spread of a " killer virus" is,imo a moron. If the police,professional footballers and mps are not forced to wear them why dhould the orcinary person in the streetvbe forced to do so?
You,d be better off studying the mechanics of the human bodies immune system,and....getting to grips with the reality that " No disease can exist in an alkaline state"
Something the goverment ,and uneducated folk have conveniently ignored whilst eroding the civil liberties of most of the population.
Most folk are blind sheep.
Beggars belief.

O here we go you been reading up on Dr Sebi? lmao

 

[BlueHammer85]

Any person who thinks a bloody face mask is beneficial in stopping the spread of a " killer virus" is,imo a moron. If the police,professional footballers and mps are not forced to wear them why dhould the orcinary person in the streetvbe forced to do so?
You,d be better off studying the mechanics of the human bodies immune system,and....getting to grips with the reality that " No disease can exist in an alkaline state"
Something the goverment ,and uneducated folk have conveniently ignored whilst eroding the civil liberties of most of the population.
Most folk are blind sheep.
Beggars belief.

You sound like a Trump nut.

it will reduce the spread, not completely stop it

and police, mp's, pro footballers will be forced to wear one on public transport and in shops - that is all the government is asking, it's no hardship.

 

[somapop]

Yep...it's an interesting timeline of peoples views on the virus from 'isn't the world heather, cleaner, happier' without cars on the roads, planes in the sky through 5G piping the virus up peoples schnozzles...to we're all being controlled. Glad it's raining as it's a reminder of the often (usual state) of mundanity of the world.
Worth a discussion though: haven't the govt rushed 90 odd laws over the past couple of months (just one thing I glanced at last night someone mentioned)?

There's an awful lot of this 'sheeple' phrase rearing it's head again. When you see Matt Hancock in pure Partridge Parkour mode and think they could possibly be controlling the country...

 

[True_Blue69]

Any person who thinks a bloody face mask is beneficial in stopping the spread of a " killer virus" is,imo a moron. If the police,professional footballers and mps are not forced to wear them why dhould the orcinary person in the streetvbe forced to do so?
You,d be better off studying the mechanics of the human bodies immune system,and....getting to grips with the reality that " No disease can exist in an alkaline state"
Something the goverment ,and uneducated folk have conveniently ignored whilst eroding the civil liberties of most of the population.
Most folk are blind sheep.
Beggars belief.

Don't tell me, you think Wayfair are trafficking kids in cabinets and and covid 19 is a plandemic? Not going to mention pizzagate or qanon but the signs are all there. Alkaline state, sheep, civil liberties - conspiracy nut bingo.

 

[grunge]

Any person who thinks a bloody face mask is beneficial in stopping the spread of a " killer virus" is,imo a moron. If the police,professional footballers and mps are not forced to wear them why dhould the orcinary person in the streetvbe forced to do so?
You,d be better off studying the mechanics of the human bodies immune system,and....getting to grips with the reality that " No disease can exist in an alkaline state"
Something the goverment ,and uneducated folk have conveniently ignored whilst eroding the civil liberties of most of the population.
Most folk are blind sheep.
Beggars belief.

So you are happy to go to the dentist or have surgery and the docs not wear masks?