COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Gaylord du Bois]

Supermarket was bare of toilet roll this morning. Well, except the full price Andrex stuff of course. There may be a pandemic occuring but it's not bad enough to warrant the extra pound for a moistures Shea butter wiping experience.

Shelves still full of pet food, mind. Selfish cunts.

 

[blueish swede]

Why if you are going to be possibly stuck at home for 14 days would you need 20-30 hand sanitizers and a 100 toilet rolls for example

You ain't gonnna need to sterilized your hands 600 times or have 1000 shits in that time.

Over stocking and leaving shelves empty so others cannot buy the same products is selfish.

It isn't stalinist to point that out.

who knows how long this will last. Self-preservation and looking after yourself and your family is a human virtue.

You're better off with vodka than hand-sanitizer if it's going to be a drawn out affair.

 

[Blue Maverick]

People will go to the pub, but what percentage of a typical City crowd? I would sometimes go to the pub, sometimes watch at home. Depends mainly on the kick off times. There are plenty of kids with their parents who probably wouldn’t go to the pub. Quite a few non drinkers. What percentage of City fans have Sky subscriptions? They wouldn’t all go to the pub for every match. And people watching the match in a pub aren’t going to be anywhere near as close to each other as those catching a tram to the Etihad.

Who,says they are going to be on tv, that’s still a lot of people to have round the stadium unnecessarily.

 

[urban genie]

You're better off with vodka than hand-sanitizer if it's going to be a drawn out affair.

Thats what we talking aboit at work, white rum, vodka or anything 70% proof will do the same job.

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

who knows how long this will last. Self-preservation and looking after yourself and your family is a human virtue.

No, a human virtue is to think of others. Imagine if every selfish twat bought 100 bog rolls FFS. No need to go into panic mode. The percieved threat is actually worse than the threat

 

[blueish swede]

Ouzo, Grappa, Tequila..

I feel a research project coming on

 

[Mike Cledford]

Imagine if he caught it off some who got it because he had not been able to get some anywhere.

Very little bog roll in local supermarket.

A bloke on Radio 4 complaining he could not afford to buy rolls in bulk. Turns out he is a full time carer for his parents - both of whom are incontinent. Poor bugger.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

No, a human virtue is to think of others. Imagine if every selfish twat bought 100 bog rolls FFS. No need to go into panic mode. The percieved threat is actually worse than the threat

in your unqualified opinion.

 

[urban genie]

Luckily while all these people hoard these sanitizers no one is buying swarfega which will do a similar job, so I am off to the hardware store tomorrow where I should be able to get a supply of maybe two bottles.

 

[cibaman]

It doubles every three days and there are about 200 cases in the uk. So in 50 days there could be 200x2^(50/3)=21 million.

So basically there’s no chance that the season can be completed ?

 

[urban genie]

Imagine if he caught it off some who got it because he had not been able to get some anywhere.

Very little bog roll in local supermarket.

A bloke on Radio 4 complaining he could not afford to buy rolls in bulk. Turns out he is a full time carer for his parents - both of whom are incontinent. Poor bugger.

See that man needs to buy a ready amount, or be able to get some at any point, the hoarders are stopping that.

 

[cibaman]

Who,says they are going to be on tv, that’s still a lot of people to have round the stadium unnecessarily.

Apparently the PL has been asked to consider the option of a limit of 500, enough to televise matches

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Why if you are going to be possibly stuck at home for 14 days would you need 20-30 hand sanitizers and a 100 toilet rolls for example

You ain't gonnna need to sterilized your hands 600 times or have 1000 shits in that time.

Over stocking and leaving shelves empty so others cannot buy the same products is selfish.

It isn't stalinist to point that out.

If I have to self isolate for 14 days with only the internet for company then I'll certainly need a large stockpile of tissues and hand sanitizer.

 

[aguero93:20]

Shelves still full of pet food, mind. Selfish cunts.

Why buy pet food when you have neighbour's corpses to feed them?

 

[aguero93:20]

Imagine if he caught it off some who got it because he had not been able to get some anywhere.

Very little bog roll in local supermarket.

A bloke on Radio 4 complaining he could not afford to buy rolls in bulk. Turns out he is a full time carer for his parents - both of whom are incontinent. Poor bugger.

Needs a bum gun.

 

[SWP's back]

Imagine if he caught it off some who got it because he had not been able to get some anywhere.

Very little bog roll in local supermarket.

A bloke on Radio 4 complaining he could not afford to buy rolls in bulk. Turns out he is a full time carer for his parents - both of whom are incontinent. Poor bugger.

Anyone that’s incontinent gets free pads from the NHS.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Seems overkill.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

So basically there’s no chance that the season can be completed ?

I would think not. My estimate is purely mathematical based on current figures. It take no account of medical science, if which I am rather ignorant.

If a player got the virus, I would think a whole club would be affected and could not field a team and so impossible to fulfil fixtures?

 

[urban genie]

If I have to self isolate for 14 days with only the internet for company then I'll certainly need a large stockpile of tissues and hand sanitizer.

Why?

 

[purplenose]

So basically there’s no chance that the season can be completed ?

I think the majority simply cannot comprehend these figures. Yet there is every possibility that we will get exactly those figures.

If true there will be no matches behind closed doors or otherwise. The country will be like the scene from a disaster movie and not much will be functioning.

There will be allsorts kicking off because half the doctors nurses police and fire will be infected or self quarantined. As incidentally will the army. So on top of everything else all the scum will have a free for all.