COVID drinking.....

I've been on it every night since Christmas. Realised I had to lose a stone and a half and knocked it on the head Saturday. But a mixture of intermittent fasting, 5 mile run at 6am, weights routine and a dog walk this afternoon means I've got a calorific deficit of over 1000 calories toay. 4 cans of Speckled Hen have been calling me for 3 days from the fridge. Lord grant me strength ...
 
One day on and one day off:

Schweppes appointed retailers are behaving like utter utter gibbons at the moment by trying to bum gradely folk into thinking it's a Fever-tree/Fentimans lookalike by pricing high at £1.55 a bottle. We headed deep into the valley basin today to seek out a Lidll value and lo and behold our German chums have now become a supplier at 99p a litre so well done Lidl Stiftung & Co from the leafy shires of Neckarsulm.

Hang your heads in shame Asda, Tesco, More-reasons and that rancid profit making Coop for preying upon poor vulnerable piss cans during the Covid outbreak. How very fucking dare you and when all this is at an end your deeds will not go unnoticed. Mark my words well, the time for honouring yourselves will soon be at an end. We also purchased a kilo bag of dry roasted KP nuts from Iceland for £5.00 und so may the gods bless your kind input during this our darkest hour. That is all.
 
Passed typsy, on my way to drunk, again.
I've noticed my Mrs is a lot more up for, how should I put it, bedroom activety.
I'm wondering is it the extra alcohol we are imbibing or was she getting it elsewhere before the lock down. I'm presuming it's the booze as I too am feeling rather horny
 
Passed typsy, on my way to drunk, again.
I've noticed my Mrs is a lot more up for, how should I put it, bedroom activety.
I'm wondering is it the extra alcohol we are imbibing or was she getting it elsewhere before the lock down. I'm presuming it's the booze as I too am feeling rather horny

Not a moderator in sight when you need one! Bedroom activities, thrusting of the third kind coupled with a sniff of the horny shenanigans. And to copulate it all off I cant even get on the Juke box as Becks has it on lockdown.

 

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