COVID drinking.....

Christ. Just remembered it’s work tomorrow. Best get a wriggle on with this bottle of red....
 
Not going to steal @kevin horlocks wand thunder by claiming this thread, however it’s a very fine and valid conversation that can probably stay outside of main thread.

I tried near the start of lockdown to have a day off from the booze, but got to about 8pm and just thought what’s the fucking point.

My day(s) since lockdown pretty much follow a very simple, distinct pattern:

1. Out of bed at10.00, coffee and iPad and irrespective of what day it is.
2. Go for 100yard stroll at about 10.00 with next door neighbour's wife.
3. Lunch about 12.30 start to think about what I’ll be drinking.
4.Short walk with dog , on my own.
5. Afternoon drink, dream about Julia Roberts.
6. Start to clock watch about exactly what time to start drinking, and of course make the decision about which drink I’m going to embrace.
7. Anywhere between 17.00 and 19.00 succumb to the alcohol.
8. Hope the missus goes to bed early so I can wank myself silly.
9. Stumble upstairs circa 3.00

Rinse repeat.
Agree entirely, with a few changes. (See above).
 
Anyone succumbed yet?

I’ve just eyed up a bottle of Peroni whilst making myself a butty, but managed to close fridge again without grabbing it. Can wait until after walking dog.
 

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