Crap Panto casts

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I love looking at the crap casts some of the country's pantomimes have put together. Some truly bizarre combinations..

Bristol/Cinderella - Mickey Rooney, Michelle Collins and Bobby Davro
Sunderland/Aladdin - Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky & Hutch)/Sheila Ferguson (The 3 Degrees)
London/Cinderella - Britt Ekland, and Dominic Littlewood (The One Show)

Anyone find a worse cast than these...

Stoke/Snow White - Jonathan Wilkes, and Clare Sweeney
Stockport/Cinderella - Lisa Riley, and Martin Daniels
Peterborough/Aladdin - Ray Quinn (X-Factor), Faye Tozer (ex-Steps) and Brian Capron (ex-Coronation Street)

 

[BingoBango]

Re: Bizarre Panto casts

Fuck's sake, what have Peterborough done to deserve that shower?

Aberdeen are doing Peter Pan: Keith Jack ('Any Dream Will Do' contestant, apparently), a few local twats, and Alan Fletcher (Karl Kennedy in 'Neighbours').

 

[interpol]

Re: Bizarre Panto casts

A mate in Brighton has just told me that Worthing have a production of Jack & The Beanstalk with Rula Lenska, and............Christopher Lillicrap!! Holy sh#t.

 

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Re: Bizarre Panto casts

Mate has posted a similiar thread on the Forest forum. Got some great replies....

http://www.trentend.com/smf/index.php?topic=5386.0

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I love these

Brian Capron (ex-Coronation Street)

and you still don't know who the f**k it is!