Mr Kobayashi
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Creepy or unusual things that have happened to you.
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talkativesprout
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I spoke to a bloke that didn't exist in a pub toilet before i had even taken 1 drink...Or I had a brief psychiatric episode that has never repeated itself
And..the original poster said two events happened. So there could have been anyone in the Maltese Population x Anyone in the UK Population from Malta outbound x the same going back to Malta, add the plane capacity outbound and inbound to Malta and fuck knows what the odds would be.if you ignore the odds of her being on the plane in the first place.....
ColinBellsjockstrap
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I would say millions to 1.And..the original poster said two events happened. So there could have been anyone in the Maltese Population x Anyone in the UK Population from Malta outbound x the same going back to Malta, add the plane capacity outbound and inbound to Malta and fuck knows what the odds would be.
MCFC Wirral
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Ooh… a racist slur! Jezza Corbz would be proud of you.More sheep than people in both countries.
Was he a sex tourist?
Now put your phone down and talk to all your friend in whichever Stockport pub you’re in. Please.
Mr Kobayashi
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Ooh… a racist slur! Jezza Corbz would be proud of you.
Now put your phone down and talk to all your friend in whichever Stockport pub you’re in. Please.
I'm in the same one as you. And don't worry we all clocked you using the zoom on your phone to get a closer look at the barmaid's tits .
Tuearts right boot
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Fortunately for me, we've never met.When I was about 12 years old was sat having tea with my brother and parents. The phone rang, the first thought in my head was somebody in the family had died. It was my uncle Eric who was only 44. It was totally unexpected as he had no heart problem or health issues.
Another time me and a friend were going to a new computer class being held at a local college. It was the first lesson so didn't know anyone or the tutor. As we were arriving at the college a thought popped in my head that the tutor was going to be a female wearing glasses with long curly strawberry blonde hair.
Walked Into the classroom tutor was exactly as I had described.
Another time was a dream I had about a guy I knew. In the dream he hung himself. Went to work the next day to find he had hung himself. Very sad he was only 33. Very weird at the same time.
Would you? I can assure you the feeling isn’t mutual.I'd really like to shove an enormous vibrator up your bum
manimanc
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I stayed at a paedophile's house in 88 before it was public knowledge he was a paedo.
Still gives me the horrors to this day.
Still gives me the horrors to this day.
Prestwich_Blue
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Loads. Here's a sample.
I was at university in Dundee and doing a summer job in Manchester. I walked out of the office one evening and literally bumped into one of my mates, who lived in Dundee but had come down to see someone in Manchester.
Similar thing happened on 2012, when I was working for Lloyd's Bank in town, walked out the office at lunchtime and bumped into an ex-colleague.
Changed jobs in 1997 and had to work down in our head office in London for a while. They flew us down and on the first flight on Monday, I sat next to an ex-colleague from a former job. On the Friday flight home, I was sat next to another ex-colleague. This was complete chance. The next two weeks, on both the flight down on Monday and the one back on Friday, i was sat next to an ex-colleague.
While in London, working for the same firm, I'd met one of my colleagues for a pint and was heading back to my hotel. I walked down the side of one of the London theatres, turned the corner to walk past the entrance and nearly fell over the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh, who were coming out from the Royal Variety Performance.
September 2006, I was doing a project for Barclays and had a meeting at a building they occupied just off St Peter's Square. My project manager came up from Milton Keynes and we met up in the Starbucks on the corner of Mount Street. The Labour Party conference was on at the Conference Centre over the road and this large group came in, including Bill Clinton and about 20 security men and aides.
Another cracker happened to our kid. He was in Washington DC and waiting to check into his hotel. He got chatting to an American guy in the queue who asked where he was from. When he said Manchester, the guy came out with the stereotypical line "Hey. I have a cousin there. Do you know him?". Turned out the cousin was one of my dad's best friends.
My aunt by marriage had a similar one. Her and my uncle were on holiday in Italy. She was paddling in the sea as was another woman of similar age. They got chatting and this woman (who was Canadian) said "Oh. My ex-colleague and friend is originally from Manchester and has a sister there". Her ex-colleague turned out to be my aunt's sister.
And I've lost count of the number of times I've thought "I must give x a call" and a few minutes later they've rung me.
I was at university in Dundee and doing a summer job in Manchester. I walked out of the office one evening and literally bumped into one of my mates, who lived in Dundee but had come down to see someone in Manchester.
Similar thing happened on 2012, when I was working for Lloyd's Bank in town, walked out the office at lunchtime and bumped into an ex-colleague.
Changed jobs in 1997 and had to work down in our head office in London for a while. They flew us down and on the first flight on Monday, I sat next to an ex-colleague from a former job. On the Friday flight home, I was sat next to another ex-colleague. This was complete chance. The next two weeks, on both the flight down on Monday and the one back on Friday, i was sat next to an ex-colleague.
While in London, working for the same firm, I'd met one of my colleagues for a pint and was heading back to my hotel. I walked down the side of one of the London theatres, turned the corner to walk past the entrance and nearly fell over the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh, who were coming out from the Royal Variety Performance.
September 2006, I was doing a project for Barclays and had a meeting at a building they occupied just off St Peter's Square. My project manager came up from Milton Keynes and we met up in the Starbucks on the corner of Mount Street. The Labour Party conference was on at the Conference Centre over the road and this large group came in, including Bill Clinton and about 20 security men and aides.
Another cracker happened to our kid. He was in Washington DC and waiting to check into his hotel. He got chatting to an American guy in the queue who asked where he was from. When he said Manchester, the guy came out with the stereotypical line "Hey. I have a cousin there. Do you know him?". Turned out the cousin was one of my dad's best friends.
My aunt by marriage had a similar one. Her and my uncle were on holiday in Italy. She was paddling in the sea as was another woman of similar age. They got chatting and this woman (who was Canadian) said "Oh. My ex-colleague and friend is originally from Manchester and has a sister there". Her ex-colleague turned out to be my aunt's sister.
And I've lost count of the number of times I've thought "I must give x a call" and a few minutes later they've rung me.
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