******Cricket Thread******

[johnmc]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

What a fucking bellend. Absolutely pathetic, show some fucking balls and stick around.

Possible rain affected day and he was trying to hit a six every ball.

 

[foetus]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

What happened? I'm on the throne

Yes I take my phone to the toilet.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

That investigation into match fixing needs to incorporate this England team, because hooking a 6 foot high bouncer in the first over when you are trying to save a match is a fucking joke

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

Not surprised about that at all.

 

[johnmc]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

What happened? I'm on the throne

Yes I take my phone to the toilet.

First over. Broad goons a six. Next ball goes for it again and caught in the deep.

Looks like England have just been told to throw the bat as there has been 4 or 5 boundaries already.<br /><br />-- Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:22 am --<br /><br />

That investigation into match fixing needs to incorporate this England team, because hooking a 6 foot high bouncer in the first over when you are trying to save a match is a fucking joke

Saving? Fucking looks like they are trying to win it at the minute. And before fucking lunch.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

What happened? I'm on the throne

Yes I take my phone to the toilet.

First over. Broad goons a six. Next ball goes for it again and caught in the deep.

Looks like England have just been told to throw the bat as there has been 4 or 5 boundaries already.

-- Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:22 am --

That investigation into match fixing needs to incorporate this England team, because hooking a 6 foot high bouncer in the first over when you are trying to save a match is a fucking joke

Saving? Fucking looks like they are trying to win it at the minute. And before fucking lunch.

I'd say stranger things have happened but they probably haven't.

 

[foetus]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

That investigation into match fixing needs to incorporate this England team, because hooking a 6 foot high bouncer in the first over when you are trying to save a match is a fucking joke

Probably wanna do some sight seeing/swim with the sharks before they fly to Perth.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

What happened? I'm on the throne

Yes I take my phone to the toilet.

First over. Broad goons a six. Next ball goes for it again and caught in the deep.

Looks like England have just been told to throw the bat as there has been 4 or 5 boundaries already.

-- Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:22 am --

That investigation into match fixing needs to incorporate this England team, because hooking a 6 foot high bouncer in the first over when you are trying to save a match is a fucking joke

Saving? Fucking looks like they are trying to win it at the minute. And before fucking lunch.

Odds on us slogging away to a win? 1million/1. Salvaging a draw about 100/1

 

[mcfcphil]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

Surely like in any sport the players are sent out with specific instructions. So either broad was told to go and slog them round the ground or in the space of three balls dismissed what he had been told by the captain and coach to just hang in there.
If I was the coach/captain and broad had just completely ignored specific instructions then I'd drop him for the next match. Doesn't matter how good he is with the ball that was an absolute slap in the face

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Re: ********The Winter Ashes********

That investigation into match fixing needs to incorporate this England team, because hooking a 6 foot high bouncer in the first over when you are trying to save a match is a fucking joke

Probably wanna do some sight seeing/swim with the sharks before they fly to Perth.

Oz is fucking amazing I did a year there, wouldn't blame the cunts ;)