Cricket Thread

[BringBackSwales]

When DK talks I am reminded of Alan Partridge talking to the Geordie guy in the hotel, “that’s just a noise”.

 

[BringBackSwales]

If the ball is there to be hit, hit the fucking thing.

Are you Ben Duckett’s dad?

 

[Vienna_70]

Are you Ben Duckett’s dad?

An Ian Botham fan.

 

[BringBackSwales]

An Ian Botham fan.

Even Botham left the odd ball

 

[jimharri]

Second innings going to be hard to bowl them out with only 3 front line bowlers, one of whom is Overton, so agree we should take time out of the game

That was part of my thinking. India's second innings will be tough, with us being a bowler down. They'll all face a hard graft. We'll need to utilise Root. Is there someone else that could contribute 5-10 overs, regardless of how expensive they may be (hence the logic for using up time)? I see Duckett, Crawley and Brookcan all nominally "bowl".

Not sure I'd be expecting a Michelle from any of them, mind!

 

[jimharri]

Nearly 8 rpo. Mental stuff, considering we only need a draw.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Frankly needless, these guys should think about getting big hundreds

 

[BringBackSwales]

That was part of my thinking. India's second innings will be tough, with us being a bowler down. They'll all face a hard graft. We'll need to utilise Root. Is there someone else that could contribute 5-10 overs, regardless of how expensive they may be (hence the logic for using up time)? I see Duckett, Crawley and Brookcan all nominally "bowl".

Not sure I'd be expecting a Michelle from any of them, mind!

Michelle? By the way I assume Bethell will bowl, did you take account of him?

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Nearly 8 rpo. Mental stuff, considering we only need a draw.

Not really. It’s clearly a result wicket and the only chance of a draw is if there’s lots of rain.

 

[jimharri]

Frankly needless, these guys should think about getting big hundreds

It is baffling.

Great to watch, though.

Boycott will be having kittens somewhere!

 

[BringBackSwales]

Not really. It’s clearly a result wicket and the only chance of a draw is if there’s lots of rain.

Or a mixture of rain and preserving wickets. Thats one out, I assume Woakes won’t bat so that’s 2.

 

[waspish]

Good opening partnership that now to not lose another quick wicket

 

[Vienna_70]

Absolutely stupid way to lose his wicket.

What the fuck was he thinking?

 

[BringBackSwales]

This Indian team are cunts, nothing new there for India. Scream in players faces, scream at umpires, now this **** putting his arm round Duckett, Duckett should have swung his bat in his face, by mistake like

 

[jimharri]

Needless from Deep there. The Indians seem to be a lite version of the Aussies.

 

[waspish]

Absolutely stupid way to lose his wicket.

What the fuck was he thinking?

Hahahah was waiting for that response! they got 92 by playing risky short in these 12/13 overs

 

[BringBackSwales]

Needless from Deep there. The Indians seem to be a lite version of the Aussies.

Horribler than the Aussies for me

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Horribler than the Aussies for me

That’s not possible.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Rain helped Lancs early doors, since it stopped we’ve lost 2 wickets, don’t deserve promotion, and won’t get promotion

 

[jimharri]

Horribler than the Aussies for me

Steady on!