Cricket Thread

[BringBackSwales]

England are a fucking shambles under McCullum and Brook.

 

[dadnlad]

i forgot out of form cricketers were playing
anybody know when there in form

 

[hcblue95]

What is Dawson in this team for? Bang average player.

 

[dadnlad]

What is Dawson in this team for? Bang average player.

good at getting beer in

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What is Dawson in this team for? Bang average player.

Probably our second best spinner and can bat pretty well.

 

[BringBackSwales]

What is Dawson in this team for? Bang average player.

I’m pretty sure he is not our biggest problem in the batting department. In other news I think Jacks has been excellent this World Cup, our best batter by far

 

[hcblue95]

Probably our second best spinner and can bat pretty well.

I think he's a woeful batter mate. Not just saying that because he's just got out. Probably is our 2nd best spinner unfortunately, and we need 2 proper spinners so on reflection you're right. I miss Moeen though.

 

[wattle]

I literally can’t believe these batting tactics. Time to go walk the dogs

 

[wattle]

England are a fucking shambles under McCullum and Brook.

There’s a theme here involving all formats atm

 

[Dr Jacoby]

135/8

Sri Lanka have been surprisingly impressive.

 

[dadnlad]

so weve watched them bowl and seen wicket lets see what englands bowlers have learnt or will conditions change in break

 

[BringBackSwales]

I literally can’t believe these batting tactics. Time to go walk the dogs

It’s a fucking scandal that Joe Root isn’t involved. Not just for his batting, but for his leadership qualities - leads by example, unlike that silly **** Brook

 

[willipp]

Quite a horrific performance from England. They really are one trick fucking ponies.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Do we bat all the way down, or does the tail start at 2?

 

[waspish]

What’s the pitch like! Is it a 150 pitch? Or a 200 pitch

 

[dadnlad]

Nasser buzzing

 

[hcblue95]

What’s the pitch like! Is it a 150 pitch? Or a 200 pitch

3rd highest scoring ground in the world apparently. Don't know if the rain will have changed that though.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

What’s the pitch like! Is it a 150 pitch? Or a 200 pitch

It’s a tad dry but we’re at least 20 runs shy of a par score.

 

[waspish]

It’s a tad dry but we’re at least 20 runs shy of a par score.

Archer needs to go through them

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s a tad dry but we’re at least 20 runs shy of a par score.

It’s okay. Overton will win it for us.