Crimes Committed in Chippies

[Didsbury Dave]

As the Nigel Slater of the chip shop world, I hereby pronounce the following as crimes which should be punished with death:

Fish, chips and gravy
Having no salt or vinegar
Food from any another nation
Chips reheated from lunchtime
Microwaved pies/puddings
Margarine on the bread
Cheese and onion pies

Anybody care to disagree?

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

fritters. who the fuck fries a mars bar or a fucking banana

 

[Ric]

I disagree wholeheartedly on the last point. Cheese and onion pies, for the win.

 

[Wheelsy]

Charging for sauce, or even worse, charging for vinegar should be punishable by death.

And Ric, I had one of those over there and they were disgusting. A cheese and onion pie sounds alright I thought. Steak and onion is nice, a bit of cheese would be okay... what the fuck? Where's the meat?! Who puts JUST CHEESE AND ONION in a fucking pastry? A pie has meat!

You crazy Pom bastards.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Not cheese and onion pies. i have those every now and again as the healthy option. I've heard the onions count towards your five-a-day.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Not cheese and onion pies. i have those every now and again as the healthy option. I've heard the onions count towards your five-a-day.

ever eat a raw onion.. my mate does like they were apples.. tried it one day.. i'd rather lick C_T_I_D's gooch than eat another one

 

[johnmc]

Chippies where you have to tell them if you want fish as you go in because they have to cook it from scratch

 

[Simon Le Tom]

Microwaved pies/puddings

They did this at the Chinese on Saturday...bastards! i even heard her do the beepin on the microwave

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I thought long and hard about my law against cheese and onion pies.

But they are fucking shit, so it stands. However, I am prepared to rescind the death penalty on this one.

Someone mentioned fritters - true, but what about bleeding fishcakes?

They sweep up the floor around the fish filleting table once a month and fry it up. What clown would order that muck?

Hang 'em high

 

[TFC]

Marg on the bread makes a good chip butty...

*starts to drool....*