Fame Monster
Well-Known Member
What a diving, cheating, moaning dickhead. It's little wonder he's played for the two most morally bankrupt football clubs in Europe. They deserve each other.
As for his footballing ability, he's a seal. A seal to amuse the tourists of Old Trafford and the Bernabau. Extraordinarily prolific against shit teams, but a ghost when it matters. Stepovers and flicks might be appealing to the casual fan, but when the time comes, more often than not, he's nowhere to be seen. He must have a 1:50 good game, big game ratio. Oh, and did I mention he was a classless wanker?
As for his footballing ability, he's a seal. A seal to amuse the tourists of Old Trafford and the Bernabau. Extraordinarily prolific against shit teams, but a ghost when it matters. Stepovers and flicks might be appealing to the casual fan, but when the time comes, more often than not, he's nowhere to be seen. He must have a 1:50 good game, big game ratio. Oh, and did I mention he was a classless wanker?