Cristiano Ronaldo

[Manchester_lalala]

Clearly obvious that he’s joining City, some on here have are a bit to sensitive to the bullshit that is posted on Twitter. Allergi has confirmed he’s leaving and it was confirmed yesterday he’s agreed to come to City. Nothing to worry about.

 

[manimanc]

He'll wear 9 mate. Martial is on his way. They just got in two new shirt presses to keep up demand. Talk is the City links were all a PR stunt by Woodward for a marquee announcement.

Biiiiiig squeeze.
There's a good lad.

 

[kaz7]

Would love us to have him playing a piano for his unveiling video...

With his top off, ewww maybe not

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

I've got the perfect announcement.
Citeh announce they have run out of chips during the first half.
As the ground descends into chaos, Ronaldo enters the pitch dressed as a chip barm.
And finally ends the speculation, whether it's a muffin or a barm.

 

[kupest]

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Just got reminded that I have Kohler fitting in my bath. Fuck.

 

[M18CTID]

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Is that that fat twat Howson?

 

[dublin-blue]

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[bobmcfc]

Last time that twat tried his poker face he got an 8 month ban

 

[PragueBlue]

I think there was more chance of him staying at Juve than going anywhere else that isn't city. Allegri just confirmed he's gone from Juve which essentially confirms he's here.

My only ever bit of ITK info and turns out it was completely wrong :-( Pleased I didn't post it now.

 

[Keeper!]