Cristiano Ronaldo

[chaddblue]

What does he shout on the vinegar stroke?

His own name

 

[RobinHood]

Don’t ask me how I know, but Rio Ferdinand is a baiting c**t.

Inside info. 100%.
My mate does his drugs tests.

Wio doesn't do drug tests.

 

[mccity]

Don’t ask me how I know, but Rio Ferdinand is a baiting c**t.

Inside info. 100%.
My mate does his drugs tests.

False.

Nobody did his drug tests.

That was the problem.

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

Why do people just post random tweets from fuckin no marks

 

[mccity]

Regardless of what happens this thread has been excellent - massively better than the kane thread

I've still got a couple statue pictures to come hopefully!

 

[Bluemanc100]

From a laughing at rags point of view I didn't think this could get any better. But having united try and hijack it, see united fans do a U-turn, get giddy only to have Ronaldo reject them and come here instead is the fairytale cherry on top we didn't know was possible. This is perfect.

Let’s hope he sees it through…

 

[ell]

I doubt the premier league would sanction number 77, they turned down Swanseas request for 85 for Sanches a few years ago

 

[samuelyeboah]

"my sister does accounting for united" hahaha we are reaching new levels man

 

[qshot989]

Wio doesn't do drug tests.

No he just tests drugs.

 

[Phoenix900000]

Sorry but how the fook is this guy

 

[Airbags Optional]

This is addictive within a few pages we have had shirt 77 and unveiled tomorrow to its done with United. This is proper transfer forum stuff and highly amusing. Throw in the complete fanny wipes and it’s as good as a soap opera

 

[mat]

If the rags really do want him they don't want him for the player they just don't want him to go to city .

Just like they didn't want the dippers beating them to give us the title last season....

If he signs will the green and gold zebra pants army reform?

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

To be fair: Berbatov, Pogba, Fred, Falcao, Maguire, Sanchez… we’d enquired or entered negotiations with all of these players, some looked nailed on to sign for us, and they ended up there.

Out of that list and the way their careers went/are going, which of them was really a loss??

 

[Asa's left peg]

What will you call him?

Cristiano Ronaldo
Ronaldo
The Real Ronaldo
CR7
Ronnie

Chris. When he misses his first pen, it will be Christ Chris!

 

[Petetheblu]

Instapermaban for anyone who calls him anything but "Ronaldo" or "Cristiano Ronaldo"

Call him what you want mate.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

False.

Nobody did his drug tests.

That was the problem.

That was the joke ;)

 

[MarcIsTired1986]

"my sister does accounting for united" hahaha we are reaching new levels man

Did she just file a receipt from Juventus for £25m?

 

[manimanc]

Mendes jet banking right on a heading towards Italy.

 

[Maly]

Stop flapping people! It will either happen or not, next we’ll be suspecting the whole summer has been one big conspiracy by leading clubs in England & Europe to tie us in nots and prevent us from signing a striker

Some already believe that to be true!!

 

[mat]

Fook me sky rolling out Steve Bruce now! Lol

the rags are dreading him joining us