Trevor Morley's Tache
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Unless there is a decent gap on the inside, I generally just join the queue, then overtake on the outside if oncoming traffic is clear. Most people are generally okay with that, but you do get the odd clown that see's you coming and moves across, either to the kerb or the middle of the road depending on your position on the road. You see them do it, and it's 100% on purpose 'I'm queuing, so you can f*ck off as well' kind of attitude.Was out on Monday and did a 50 mile ride, got near Hollingsworth lake and was passed by a group of cars near the roundabout which they all had to queue at, one dickhead decided he would stop against the curb meaning I’d have to stop. Instead I went around him which caused him to bang on his window and start shouting abuse at me, I got around the roundabout first but when he passed me he again was shouting abuse but this time had his wallet open showing me some form of ID as though I was supposed to be impressed then he shot off. Knowing the area I knew I’d catch him at the crossing ahead so head down and I chased the ****.... he shit himself when I was banging on his window asking him what he was playing at... he didn’t want to know and fucked off after that, wish I’d taken his plate now.
With some of the stories you hear about cyclist purposely being clipped (attempted murder in my book) I just try not to engage with these selfish idiots. It's just not worth it. I did have a go at a motorcyclist on the way home yesterday though. He'd pulled into the cycle box at a set of traffic lights on red. I pulled up slightly ahead of him, about half a wheel over the white line. He started gesticulating that I was over the line, and said that 'the box he was in was for bikes'. I just pointed to the sign on the floor and said "It's got f*cking pedals on you tw*at", at which point the light went green he sped off, cutting right across the front of me.
Another totally unrelated incident this morning, I was spat at by a pedestrian. He missed me, and I couldn't be arsed stopping. I really don't know what goes through peoples heads.