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I hope you and your boys are adept at armed robbery. As has been mentioned, the only currency indicator worth s fuck, of course I’m talking about the Pint Cost Index is harsh.

Maybe a holuday where you finally you cut down on your alcohol intake?

A beautiful place and on the bright side, you will see and remember more of it as you nurse a £10 pint.


The pint cost index indeed is a vital tool in choosing what foreign nations can be considered civilised and inhabitable. It is for this very reason I am planning to spend some time in Albania later this summer. I have heard some excellent reports about the place and am assured its a most interesting place and ideal for a lunatic like me apparently.

Infact its around 58p a pint in Albania, which due to my medication means It will cost me less than £1.50 to be on the way to being wankered.
 
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The pint cost index indeed is a vital tool in choosing what foreign nations can be considered civilised and inhabitable. It is for this very reason I am planning to spend some time in Albania later this summer. I have heard some excellent reports about the place and am assured its a most interesting place and ideal for a lunatic like me apparently.
Be sure to look up the statue of Norman Wisdom in Tirana, he's a national hero.
 
The pint cost index indeed is a vital tool in choosing what foreign nations can be considered civilised and inhabitable. It is for this very reason I am planning to spend some time in Albania later this summer. I have heard some excellent reports about the place and am assured its a most interesting place and ideal for a lunatic like me apparently.

Infact its around 58p a pint in Albania, which due to my medication means It will cost me less than £1.50 to be on the way to being wankered.

It is the only reliable economic indicator, as you well know, knowing the price of a pint enables us to psychologically prepare ourselves.

I never leave home without it. Enjoy Albania.
 
It is the only reliable economic indicator, as you well know, knowing the price of a pint enables us to psychologically prepare ourselves.

I never leave home without it. Enjoy Albania.
You're quite right, it is the best and most accurate indicator, listen to most blokes in the pub, who've
recently returned from hols, and when asked if their chosen destination was expensive, it's
always, 'Nah, only £1.50 a pint, fucking great place.'
The cost of other, less vital commodities, like food, rooms or transport, can then be ascertained by quick
mental reference to the 'Pint Cost Indicator.'
 
You're quite right, it is the best and most accurate indicator, listen to most blokes in the pub, who've
recently returned from hols, and when asked if their chosen destination was expensive, it's
always, 'Nah, only £1.50 a pint, fucking great place.'
The cost of other, less vital commodities, like food, rooms or transport, can then be ascertained by quick
mental reference to the 'Pint Cost Indicator.'

When your pal comes back from holiday the only thing you really want to know is how much a pint.

The rest he can keep to his fucking self.
 
I remember frankie boyle saying something along these lines about booze prices being an indicator of if a place is good or bad.
Man No 1..."I've just been to Prague, a quid for a vodka red bull!!"
Man No 2.."yes, there's some fantastic art galleries too."
Man No 1..."quite possibly"
 

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