Did Tevez turn up for training on Monday as expected ?
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billy_big_spuds
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He is 'expected' back on thursday. It was never mentioned as being on monday.
Tricky_Trev
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Nope. 4th August.bobmcfc said:
Bluemoonbaldboy
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The way sky are for building up to a none story expect a countdown clock with spotters on all roads leading to Carrington...Even if he is 5 minutes late it will be blown into a huge story as he shows "defiance"
Sigh
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Bluemoonbaldboy said:
Sky Sports News presenter explodes with excitement over mundane transfers
Sky Sports News presenter Jim White has exploded with excitement,
broadcasting giant BSkyB announced last night.
The Scottish-born presenter spontaneously combusted,
despite the fact that the transfer deadline, which White was covering,
was largely believed to have been the most boring in history.
Sky Sports News presenters have become synonymous with the
continued use of superlatives and hyperbole, applied to even
the most mundane of events, although a spokesperson
confirmed that this was the first time that one of its presenters
had actually exploded.
Sky Sports News presenter Jim White, last night
“We can confirm that shortly after the transfer window shut
at 6pm last night, Sky Sports News presenter Jim White
exploded,” read BSkyB’s official statement.
“At the moment, we are still looking into the precise cause
of the tragedy, although we do suspect that the transfer of
Rob Hulse from Derby to QPR may well have been the one that
sent him over the edge, causing him to, well, explode. This is
the first time one of our presenters has exploded, and we
will be taking measures to ensure that none of the others
do the same.”
White first shot to prominence after his relentlessly
chipper demeanour won him admirers at Sky Sports News.
“I remember the day I first met Jim,” said colleague
Georgie Thompson, in between floods of tears. “He was
having a cup of tea with a biscuit in the office, both of
which he described as ‘sensational’, before admitting that
he was ‘delighted’ with the business he had done to secure them.
“I could tell from that point onwards that he was going
to go places at Sky.”
Meanwhile, Sky Sports News continued to broadcast as
usual this morning, with reporter Rob Palmer, claiming an
‘exclusive’ on White’s explosion, and reporting live on the news:
“Yesterday we brought you the shocking news that Sky
Sports News presenter Jim White had exploded just after
the transfer window had shut,” said a breathless Palmer.
“However, we also brought you the even more shocking news
that Nabil El Zhar has moved from Liverpool to PAOK on a
season-long loan. But which story is more shocking?
Text your opinion to Sky, and we’ll find out!”
from:
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theoraclespeaks.net/sport/sky-sports-news-presenter-explodes-excitement-mundane-transfers/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theoraclespeaks.net/sport/sk ... transfers/</a>
hartsgloves
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I really hope that happens! It almost makes me want to watch SSN. Almost.
Bluemoonbaldboy
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Quality so funnySigh said:Bluemoonbaldboy said:
Sky Sports News presenter explodes with excitement over mundane transfers
Sky Sports News presenter Jim White has exploded with excitement,
broadcasting giant BSkyB announced last night.
The Scottish-born presenter spontaneously combusted,
despite the fact that the transfer deadline, which White was covering,
was largely believed to have been the most boring in history.
Sky Sports News presenters have become synonymous with the
continued use of superlatives and hyperbole, applied to even
the most mundane of events, although a spokesperson
confirmed that this was the first time that one of its presenters
had actually exploded.
Sky Sports News presenter Jim White, last night
“We can confirm that shortly after the transfer window shut
at 6pm last night, Sky Sports News presenter Jim White
exploded,” read BSkyB’s official statement.
“At the moment, we are still looking into the precise cause
of the tragedy, although we do suspect that the transfer of
Rob Hulse from Derby to QPR may well have been the one that
sent him over the edge, causing him to, well, explode. This is
the first time one of our presenters has exploded, and we
will be taking measures to ensure that none of the others
do the same.”
White first shot to prominence after his relentlessly
chipper demeanour won him admirers at Sky Sports News.
“I remember the day I first met Jim,” said colleague
Georgie Thompson, in between floods of tears. “He was
having a cup of tea with a biscuit in the office, both of
which he described as ‘sensational’, before admitting that
he was ‘delighted’ with the business he had done to secure them.
“I could tell from that point onwards that he was going
to go places at Sky.”
Meanwhile, Sky Sports News continued to broadcast as
usual this morning, with reporter Rob Palmer, claiming an
‘exclusive’ on White’s explosion, and reporting live on the news:
“Yesterday we brought you the shocking news that Sky
Sports News presenter Jim White had exploded just after
the transfer window had shut,” said a breathless Palmer.
“However, we also brought you the even more shocking news
that Nabil El Zhar has moved from Liverpool to PAOK on a
season-long loan. But which story is more shocking?
Text your opinion to Sky, and we’ll find out!”
from:
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theoraclespeaks.net/sport/sky-sports-news-presenter-explodes-excitement-mundane-transfers/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theoraclespeaks.net/sport/sk ... transfers/</a>