Dismal's whinge thread

[Didsbury Dave]

Right. I've had enough of all this back slapping and hilarity. Just because we humiliated united in front of the world, doesn't mean to say all's well in the world. So all you main stand moaners, you south stand cynics, let's get it all out on here please. Rememner, every silva lining has a cloud.

I'll start:

I've got a bump on my head from where it whacked on the living room ceiling when the 4th went in.

 

[Bill]

I've got a sore throat cos I sang too loud.

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

I was at the NFL wembley and couldn't find an empty toilet cubicle to crack one out when I heard the score!

 

[Why Always Ste]

haha, similar....

Smashed my shin against a chair when the first goal went in.

Really bad bruise.

Didn't even flinch I was celebrating so much... Was crying the next day though

 

[johnmc]

Should have been 7

 

[Bill]

OK have to serve rag customers without bursting out laughing, Monday was a total failure, one lot stormed out.

Good fucking riddance.

 

[Metal Biker]

I had the monster of all hangovers the next morning

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I'm overtired because I keep waiting until everyones gone to bed then watching the whole game through. Plus several repeats of the last 5 minutes .

 

[allan harper]

I detest my ex bird, I'll never forgive that woman for me giving my swamp ticket away to a mate because she had other plans ! Then to split up a week later with my ticket already given up.

On the plus side my mate loves me.

 

[blinkblue]

Clattenburg bottled that penalty.