Do all women fail to see the funny side?

[bluereddish]

I told the missus earlier today that she was the double of Kate Moss.
'Really, you think I'm the double of Kate Moss?'
'Of course you are you silly cow, she's only eight stone and you're sixteen!'

She didn't laugh

 

[jimharri]

Comfy sofa, is it?

 

[johnmc]

My wife came home crying the other night and asked me to console her.

So I twatted her with my X Box.

 

[meldrew]

My wife came home crying the other night and asked me to console her.

So I twatted her with my X Box.

AWESOME!

 

[CTID1989]

My wife came home crying the other night and asked me to console her.

So I twatted her with my X Box.

hahahaah

 

[TOOTS]

Once did a bbq with the wife and friends roasted some scotch bonnet chilles (very hot) put 2 on her steak barm she did not lol


















we are divorced now

 

[jimharri]

Once did a bbq with the wife and friends roasted some scotch bonnet chilles (very hot) put 2 on her steak barm she did not lol
we are divorced now

You don't say. BTW, was it a barm or a muffin?
*Turns up collar on coat, dons hat and dark glasses and exits premises hastily*

 

[TOOTS]

Once did a bbq with the wife and friends roasted some scotch bonnet chilles (very hot) put 2 on her steak barm she did not lol
we are divorced now

You don't say. BTW, was it a barm or a muffin?
*Turns up collar on coat, dons hat and dark glasses and exits premises hastily*

I will ring for the taxi

 

[tueartsboots]

Once did a bbq with the wife and friends roasted some scotch bonnet chilles (very hot) put 2 on her steak barm she did not lol
we are divorced now

You don't say. BTW, was it a barm or a muffin?
*Turns up collar on coat, dons hat and dark glasses and exits premises hastily*

Just in case you are around all weekend

 

[TOOTS]

Once did a bbq with the wife and friends roasted some scotch bonnet chilles (very hot) put 2 on her steak barm she did not lol
we are divorced now

You don't say. BTW, was it a barm or a muffin?
*Turns up collar on coat, dons hat and dark glasses and exits premises hastily*

Just in case you are around all weekend

Thanks but am away all weekend