Do haberdasheries still sell onions?

[Mr Kobayashi]

Don't give Timpsons ideas. They'll start selling onions at £1 each.

 

[KS55]

My local Timpsons does shoe repairs. Is this normal?

 

[mexico1970]

My local Timpsons does shoe repairs. Is this normal?

I thought they did jail releases?

 

[KS55]

Don't give Timpsons ideas. They'll start selling onions at £1 each.

With a free cat collar.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Do greengrocers still sell needles and thread?

 

[Elbow beards]

Never understood why butchers sell them bags of curry powder, that you can't seem to buy anywhere else. Strange.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Came out with a soldering iron once and ended up teaching myself how to solder. Aldi, now providing educations in their middle aisles.

Is that the gas powered one

 

[Coatigan]

Do Ice Cream vans still sell heroin?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Do Ice Cream vans still sell heroine?

Possibly but they are all out of E.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Do barbers still sell “something for the weekend”?