Do you dare take the challenge?

[Anonymous]

Shay Given (IRL) - Top
Stuart Taylor (ENG) - Great hair
Tal Ben-Haim (ISR) - Is funny
Wayne Bridge (ENG) - Fit bird
Richard Dunne (IRL) - Stalwart
Javier Garrido (ESP) - He's Spanish
Nedum Onuoha (ENG) - He's Nedum and he is class
Micah Richards (ENG) - Bling
Kolo Toure (CIV) - Sexual
Pablo Zabaleta (ARG) - Mad
Gareth Barry (ENG) - Sensible
Nigel de Jong (NED) - Scary
Kelvin Etuhu (NGR) - Human
Stephen Ireland (IRL) - Superman
Michael Johnson (ENG) - Gets the first round in
Vincent Kompany (BEL) - Intelligent
Martin Petrov (BUL) - Doesn't give a shit
Vladimir Weiss (SVK) - Confident
Shaun Wright-Phillips (ENG) - Legend
Emmanuel Adebayor (TGO) - Cool
Craig Bellamy (WAL) - Calm
Robinho (BRA) - God
Roque Santa Cruz (PRY) - Fit
Carlos Tevez (ARG) - he wears 32

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Van der Saar - Scruffy Peter Crouch
Foster - No one would when he was a kid
Gary Neville - Professional Goat feeder and childrens entertainer
Rafael - Worst of the Turtles
Rio - Ja Ja Binks in looks and intelligence
Vidic - Like Ivan Drago but dont worry we've got Rocky ;o)
Evans - Ched or Chad there can only be one !
Evra - Cheese eating surrender monkey
Fabio - Who ?
Giggs - Fergie's hairy bum boy of the hour
Nani - Looks like Madame Taussauds Lizard man
Scholes - Boring Ginge
Hargreaves - One legged canadian from germany
Bebrbatoss - Thank you god lol Money well spent
Rooney - Once a blue always a blue eh Shrek !
Owen - The Stephen Hawkins of the Football pitch !

 

[C_T_I_D]

Van der Sar - looks like big bird from sesame street
Kuszczak - overated
Foster - see kuszczak
Vidic - dirty bastard, good defender tho.
O'Shea - takes it up the arse
Evra - overated
Ferdinand - druggie plus overated
Evans - overated
Neville - fantastic player has great link up play with goater.
Rafael - isnt he a turtle?
Brown - overated
Fabio - had a fairly good modelling career but yet again overated
Carrick - overated
Valencia - overated
Giggs - has no birth cirtificate and old
Fletcher - utd wud of won the champs league final if he wasnt suspended
Park - headless crispy duck
Scholes - too old and ginger
Anderson - looks like norma from shameless overated aswell
Nani - looks like gandi and overated
Gibson - dont know wo gibson is but prolly shit and overated
Hargreaves - had more sick notes then darren anderton
Tosic - exactly
Obertan - sounds like a cheap sun lotion
Berbatov - lazy overated shit
Rooney - scouse granny shagger
Owen - see hargreaves plus old
Macheda - overated
Welbeck[ - who?

That's my favourite so far!

 

[Clubber]

Richard Dunne (IRL) - Sorry I just cant!!!

Your are a cnut, still a good player and was one of the best around the prem a couple a year or so ago.

Short memory. I'm glad he had more loyalty than you seem to have.

 

[Anonymous]

Van der Saar - over rated
Foster - not rated
Kuschak - not a keeper
Gary Neville - a gene hunt
Rafael - Weirdo
Rio - Deluded
Vidic - Wanker
Evans - Rap...ugly
Evra - I think he's cool
Fabio - Weirdo
Giggs - PFA Player of the year 09/10
Nani - In demand following MJ's death
Scholes - Best English player of his generation and ginger
Carrick - Underrated
Hargreaves - He's canadian
Bebrbatoss - Moody
Rooney - Scouse
Owen - Welsh

 

[Bucharest Blue]

Van der Saar - Scruffy peado
Foster - Big head
Kuschak - One of those polish workers taking our jobs!!
Gary Neville - hahahahahahahahahaha
Rafael - stupid hair
Rio - still thinks he's black
Vidic - he talks rio a lot, meaning he is also a kunt
Evans - looks 8 years old
Evra - soft twat
Oshea - pillow bighter
Fabio - should be working in a cocktail bar with his name, also gay
Giggs - baaaa
Nani - has a face you want to repeatidly hit with a shovel for hours on end
Scholes - is a place, not a name
Carrick - thick as pig shit
Hargreaves - canadians cant play football. the sooner he realises that the better
Bebrbatoss - losing his hair. massive fod!
Rooney - shags old people
Owen - sleeps with horses

 

[JGD6CTID]

Shay Given (IRL)- Great Shot stopper reactions like a cat!
Stuart Taylor (ENG) - He is lofty and can catch high balls
Tal Ben-Haim (ISR) - Doesnt back out of a challenge
Wayne Bridge (ENG)- Over lapping is brilliant and has some hidden pace
Richard Dunne (IRL) - Great at winning a header
Javier Garrido (ESP) - Brilliant left foot
Nedum Onuoha (ENG) - Strong powerfull speedy and good mature head on young sholders
Micah Richards (ENG) - Fast and can over lap like bridge greatly not scared of having a run if
Kolo Toure (CIV) - Strong leader who puts his body on the line for the team great tackler
Pablo Zabaleta (ARG) - Gives 110% everytime never stops running and can put in tasty tackle
Gareth Barry (ENG) - brilliant and reading the game and good close ball control
Nigel de Jong (NED) - brillant and breaking up the play when under the cosh
Kelvin Etuhu (NGR) - good skills
Stephen Ireland (IRL) - great at tracking back and making tackles from the side after having a pop at goal
Michael Johnson (ENG) - Great passing qualities brilliant vision and work ethic
Vincent Kompany (BEL) - Great leader and brilliant at breaking up play..very intelegent player
Martin Petrov (BUL)- blistering left foot and pace...always pick himself up from a heavy challenge
Vladimir Weiss (SVK)- great youngster for the future great pace and skills....determination and williness to succeed
Shaun Wright-Phillips (ENG) - great and weaving in and out of defenders and taking on the outside
Emmanuel Adebayor (TGO)- great at holding play up dropping deep and picking a pass that will end at him getting the ball in the box
Craig Bellamy (WAL)- great pace and gives you 110% everytime winds up opposition well
Robinho (BRA)- brilliant skills the pace at which he can switch a game and his vision and footballing techinque are second for none one of best natural players in the world
Roque Santa Cruz (PRY)- great and heading the ball and holding up play fox in the box
Carlos Tevez (ARG)- gives 110% anywhere on the pitch gets into great positions always wants the ball tracks any player down and his determination is what every player should have



bit wordy but alll in all very good for me i tihnk!

 

[OrigamiNinja]

Richard Dunne (IRL) - Sorry I just cant!!!

Your are a cnut, still a good player and was one of the best around the prem a couple a year or so ago.

Short memory. I'm glad he had more loyalty than you seem to have.

10 years ago I was 3 stone lighter and likened to Brad Pitt on numerous occasions, now I am nowhere near as popular with women as I was then! God the ladies have a short memory, where is the loyalty?

Get a life!

 

[Clubber]

Your are a cnut, still a good player and was one of the best around the prem a couple a year or so ago.

Short memory. I'm glad he had more loyalty than you seem to have.

10 years ago I was 3 stone lighter and likened to Brad Pitt on numerous occasions, now I am nowhere near as popular with women as I was then! God the ladies have a short memory, where is the loyalty?

Get a life!

I have one, and i'm still likened to brad pitt. Your not popular with the women because they have gone off having a gay mate.

No doubt a year or so ago you had your tounge so far up dunnies arse you could taste snot. One bad year doesn't make him shit.

 

[OrigamiNinja]

10 years ago I was 3 stone lighter and likened to Brad Pitt on numerous occasions, now I am nowhere near as popular with women as I was then! God the ladies have a short memory, where is the loyalty?

Get a life!

I have one, and i'm still likened to brad pitt. Your not popular with the women because they have gone off having a gay mate.

No doubt a year or so ago you had your tounge so far up dunnies arse you could taste snot. One bad year doesn't make him shit.

Yet another internet warrior! Flex those muscles!

I really dont understand people who post on a forum if they have a problem with others expressing an opinion, I dont like Dunne, you do, that should be the end of it, why people like yourself can not leave it at that but instead resort to childish name calling and insults is beyond me. If you dont like my opinion ignore it or at least come up with an argument as to why I am wrong, labelling me a cnut or gay is quite frankly playground material! Dont worry though I will actually act my age and rise above it!