Danny Hoekman
Well-Known Member
We have got one, but I only use it when I have had a proper 'accident'.
Never used one.
Did run out of bog roll when I was 21 and used my shower to clean my arse, does that count?
Yes but you’re very clean afterwards.I've never used one (other than as already mentioned) but surely the people who do dab down after usage with toilet roll?
Otherwise, surely you'd just be walking about with shitty water dripping down your leg?
What's Thai style? Do Thai girls lick your crinkly valve clean?
*Or ladyboys. One has to be PC nowadays.