Do you ever use a bidet, or are they only for posh people?

They don't seem to have them in my council tower block but I bet they're Tony Tiger great when you've not washed your hairy bumhole for a few weeks and it's all crispy. You really need to soften it all up.

I'd still miss the smell though.
For some reason that's just out me off buying crispy seaweed from my local takeaway; )
 
when I went to Spain for the 1st time, we filled the bidet up with ice and put our tins of beer in it so we could have a drink b4 we went out
 
I'd wish I had room for a bidet in my bathroom. Bloody love one fitted, I would.
 

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