Do you like trains?

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  1. goatinho

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    i work on them and avoid travelling on them when off duty. fucking shambles.
     
  2. mat

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    Shitbag!
     
  3. The Preacher

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    Yes. I Like Trains are a good band. Leeds-based
     
  4. RadcliffeRick

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    When I started work one of my first jobs was to maintain 3 of these:-

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  5. mccity

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    Rodri, you plonka!
  6. andyhinch

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    On one now going up to Newcastle, hardly anyone on it :-)
     
  7. Magicpole

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    I was on the Virgin train to London, quiet compartment, 1st Class and before we left a Londoner accent cunt was sitting talking ad loudly as he could on his phone. As soon as the train set off I went over tapped him on the shoulder and said.

    Mate you either chuck talking on the phone or go to another carriage. This is the quiet carriage and cost me £280 if you think I’m going to listen to you on your phone the whole fucking journey, it’s not going to happen.

    He looked at me, I’m sure ready to tell me to fuck off, saw I wasn’t kidding and left the carriage.

    A older woman sitting behind me smiled as I returned to me seat and said thanks for doing that.

    I hate cunts who think they can do whatever they want.
     
  8. Blue Til Death

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    Couldn’t agree more mate, I need a mini you in my rucksack I can unleash when these fuckers invade the train ...!
     
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  9. Magicpole

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    I’m available at a competitive rate. Sometimes I will do it for fuck all, if the cunts a right cunt. :)
     
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  10. urban genie

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    I never knew talking was banned in the quiet carriage, I just thought you weren't allowed to sing snooker loopy or other such in it.
     

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