Magicpole
Well-Known Member
I book the quiet coach to get away from cunts who can’t survive without using a mobile phone every two minutes and shouting at the twat at the other end.
I like Rory McGrath’s policy in a quiet coach.
He goes up to anyone on a phone and starts singing “Jerusalem” as loud as he can next to them.
The problem is people see the no phones sign but some ignore it. It is these cunts who need to be told. I never ask, that gives them the upper hand psychologically, I tell them to put it away or leave the carriage. A Glaswegian Paddington hard stare is deployed so they know you’re not making a polite plea. It’s a no phone zone so either put it away or get yourself to fuck or start arguing. Arguing is not the best way forward as they don’t have a leg to stand on and if your body language suggests you aren’t over at them for a polite discussion it always works.
If they do say something I always ask, what did you say there mate? Your in a fucking no phone coach. To be fair that supplementary was only required once.
He left too.
It’s just bad manners and I don’t like that.