do you own anything red?

[Deleted member 13905]

an item of clothing?
a car?
an album by simply red?
a piece of furniture?
anything at all red?



what's wrong with you?

 

[meeesh]

Nope, had a red Audi once and was embarrassed when going City in it, well it was the Mrs car to be fair, and Audi's do look good in red, but that's about it.

Simply Red are cunts by the way

 

[bluebc]

A bank balance

 

[Phil1]

Not intentionally.
I even offer to pay for my missus to get her nails done whenever she gets them any other colour than red.
Being a bert is a full time job.

 

[Barcon]

Not that I can think of.
The wife bought me a red t shirt once. Said it looked good on me.
It sat in a draw for about 10 years and then I threw it out.
Couldn't even bring myself to wearing it to pour concrete.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

No one is taking my 1988 away shirt off me.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

A few bottles of wine, if that counts. Other than that… no.

I had a maroon jumper once but I consider that a City colour.

 

[Barcon]

No one is taking my 1988 away shirt off me.

You've just reminded me, I have an England shirt that's red.
It'll be going to Goodwill next time I see it.

 

[chris85mcfc]

Will never buy anything in that colour, and neither will my partner.

It actually grinds my gears that there's a bottle of ketchup in the house.

 

[Barcon]

Will never buy anything in that colour, and neither will my partner.

It actually grinds my gears that there's a bottle of ketchup in the house.

Was it a gift?