Do You Use Moist Wipes?

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  1. karen7

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    That is just kinky lol
     
  2. york away to this!

    york away to this!

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    Try a fresh bunch of nettle leaves. Much better for the environment and leaves a not unpleasant tingle.
     
  3. I miss those. Had them in my Thai houses.

    Clean your arse and tickle your prostate - win win
     
  4. BimboBob

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    Listen, Can you smell something?
    Got a bidet. Nothing beats a jet of water up your back passage.
     
  5. ColinBellsjockstrap

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    My gran used to cut the Manchester Evening news and Chronicle into 6" squares and push them over a 6" nail sticking out of the wall in her toilet.

    Softies.
     
  6. oakiecokie

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    Its Guinness time any day of the week.
    Should send one of them to every cnut in the media.
     
  7. oakiecokie

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    Would that included a piss !!
     
  8. BimboBob

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    Listen, Can you smell something?
    Whatever takes your fancy.


    Freak.
     
  9. remember arthur mann

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    Yep, one sheet only allowed at Briscoe lane Primary School, tight bas..... !!!
     
  10. BlueMoonRisin'

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    Is that for scraping moose shit from your bell end mate?; )
     
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