Dodgy Definitions

[KS55]

Samuel Johnson defined oats as a grain "which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people"
In that spirit, what dodgy definitions can you come up with?
I'll start.
Teabagging: the habit of Spanish FA officials claiming that other teams are state owned.

 

[Ban-jani]

I thought teabagging was putting your bollocks on someone’s face whilst they slept.

 

[KS55]

I thought teabagging was putting your bollocks on someone’s face whilst they slept.

Not quite.
See senor Tebas. DODGY Definitions. Take a real word and give it a new meaning.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I think drone and idahoblues have done more teabagging together than the Tetley tea tasting team ever have; )

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Steven Fry came up with;

Countryside - the legal killing of Piers Morgan.

 

[Big Swifty]

Chauffeur - what a girl with no knickers on does when she gets out of a car.

Undeterred - a skid mark on you Y-fronts

Rambling - expensive jewellery for sheep