Dodgy Song Lyrics.

[Patientman63]

Max Romeo - Wet Dream

If these aren't dodgy, I don't know what is...


Every night mi go to sleep mi have wet dreams
Every night mi go to sleep mi have wet dreams
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down

You in your small corner, I stand in mine
Throw all the punch you want to, I can take them all

Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down

..Musical interlude

Look how you're big and fat, like a big, big shot
Give the crumpet to big foot joe, give the fanny to me

Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Huh, Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Huh, lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
So he said, lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Huh, lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
...Ende !

 

[bluealf]

Depeche Mode - Question of Time

I've got to get to you first before they do
It's just a question of time before they lay their hands on you
And make you just like the rest
I've got to get to you first it's just a question of time

Well now you're only fifteen and you look good
I'll take you under my wing somebody should
They've persuasive ways
And you'll believe what they say

It's just a question of time
And it's running out for you
It won't be long until you'll do
Exactly what they want you to

I can see them now hanging around
To mess you up to strip you down
And have their fun with my little one

It's just a question of time
And it's running out for you
It won't be long until you'll do
Exactly what they want you to
It won't be long until you'll do
Exactly what they want you to

No, I don't blame them for wanting you
You look good and they need something to do
Until I look at you, then I condemn them
I know my kind what goes on in our minds

It's just a question of time
It's just a question of time
It's just a question of time
It should be better

It's just a question of time
It should be better with you
It's just a question of time
It should be better

It's just a question of time
It should be better with you
It's just a question of time
It should be better

It's just a question of time
It should be better with you

 

[chris63]

Making love to
The Mersey Tunnel
With a sausage, have you ever been to Liverpool?
Please don't talk much
It burns my ears
Tonight you've talked for a thousand years



Read more: Stranglers - London Lady Lyrics | MetroLyrics

[video]http://youtu.be/EbphFUp85uk[/video]

 

[ancoats]

The Macc Lads "Uncle Knobby".

I know full well it was a piss-take (as all the Macc Lads stuff was), but I'm not sure it's appropriate now.

My name is Uncle Knobby, I hang around primary schools
Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude
I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men
I get a full erection, and have to rush to the gents

Ooh! Uncle Knobby, can't we please go home?
Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes?

I introduce my penis to hamsters, gerbils and mice
I like to read Fiesta, and peek at the reader's wives

Ooh! Uncle Knobby, where's our special treat?
Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats?

I grummidge in my portfolio, which is full of Tampax ads
I look up my own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags

Ooh! Uncle Knobby, can't we please go home?
We've never seen any dildos, we don't want to wear pantyhose
Ooh! Uncle Knobby, Why have you smeared us with cake?
We don't like standing in custard, and we don't want to play with your snake.

Julie The Schoolie - The Macc Lads

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md1hJBhGHXY[/video]

Julie was a schoolie and she said she came from Stoke
Help her with her homework, she'll let you have a grope
Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains
She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games
But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a whore, she can talk to your pork
And she bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town

She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees
I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas
Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick
She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my dick

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Surprised no one has mentioned Springsteen's ''I'm on fire''

Hey little girl is your daddy home
did he go and leave you all alone
hhmmmmm i got a bad desire
oh oh oh I'm on fire

tell me little girl is he good to you
would he do to you the things i would do
hhhmmmm i can take you higher
wo wo wo im on fire.....

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Surprised no one has mentioned Springsteen's ''I'm on fire''

Hey little girl is your daddy home
did he go and leave you all alone
hhmmmmm i got a bad desire
oh oh oh I'm on fire

tell me little girl is he good to you
would he do to you the things i would do
hhhmmmm i can take you higher
wo wo wo im on fire.....

That is full on Jimmy Savile shit...

 

[bluevengence]

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn,
It wasn't a spider who sat down beside her -
Was Little Boy Blue with the horn



[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nje4VQlzhHc[/video]

 

[tom]

Vehicle
The ides of March

 

[mad4city]

'I'm a back door man
Yeah, I'm a back door man
Oh the men don't know
But the little girls understand'

The Doors

You men eat your dinner, it's all pork and beans.
I eat more chicken than any man ever seen
Yay.
Cos I'm a back door man.
.. Always loved that song til I deduced its dodgy lyrical composition. Read a book about Jim Morrison once too, it alleges he grabbed at a ten year old on the bus. The c**t.

It's a Willie Dixon song, originally. Dixon was a Delta Bluesman from a time "before sex was invented". His and many others at that time used innuendo to get around some pretty draconian censorship. There's absolutely nothing pedophilic in the songs contents.
In fact, I'd argue that Dixon's lyrics like "I'm a king bee, baby/ buzzin' round your hive" are far more interesting, exciting, intelligent and goddamit, horny than most of the shite today; like some skank wailing "I'm horny! Horny! Horny! Horny!" for three and a half minutes.

 

[mad4city]

"Ooh, you come on like a dream/ Peaches and Cream/ Lips like strawberry wine... You're sixteen! You're beautiful! And you're mine..."
Neil Sedaka (I think)... Even the singer's voice was a bit on the creepy side.