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blueinkwell

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Those signs hanging in the back window of a car saying "Baby On Board". What bl**dy use are they? It's not as if I'm going to think 'Ok I won't run into the back of you then, I'll find another target'. Total waste of money that probably restricts the drivers view.

Rant over.
 
The ones that say 'babe on board' or 'playboy' always make me laugh because the driver is always a dog.
 
I love the ones saying 'Naughty Person On Board!' Have they got Hitler on the back seat or something?!
 
yes i passionately hate these things. what difference does it make if they've got a baby on board or not, i'm not going to drive into the back of someone anyway!
 
I like 'baby on board' stickers. As soon as I see one I stop driving like a suicidal maniac and obey all speed limits.
 
Are they not intended to inform emergency services to check for a child in the event of an accident? (Though I bet they don't get removed when baby ISN'T onboard!)

Along with all my other City stickers, I have one on the back passenger window saying "City Babe on Board" - though I look nothing like the picture on it ;)
 
Blue4ever85 said:
The ones that say 'babe on board' or 'playboy' always make me laugh because the driver is always a dog.

Yeah. Always laugh at that one.
Also twats who wear a tee shirt with "porn star" on it.
Maybe we should pass a law where fuckwits have to wear a tee shirt with "I'm a fuckwit" on it.
 
andy h said:
Blue4ever85 said:
The ones that say 'babe on board' or 'playboy' always make me laugh because the driver is always a dog.

Yeah. Always laugh at that one.
Also twats who wear a tee shirt with "porn star" on it.
Maybe we should pass a law where fuckwits have to wear a tee shirt with "I'm a fuckwit" on it.
already done mate,rags wear them all the time
 
blueinkwell said:
Those signs hanging in the back window of a car saying "Baby On Board". What bl**dy use are they? It's not as if I'm going to think 'Ok I won't run into the back of you then, I'll find another target'. Total waste of money that probably restricts the drivers view.

Rant over.

Last time i saw a sign "baby on board" i was doing 70 on the M62 and some looney blonde haird bitch in a rangerover flew past me probably doing close to a hundred while weaving all over the fucking place.

EDIT: Taxi drivers+lorrie drivers+ cunts with baby on board signs are the worst drivers on the road IMO.
 
paddystyle said:
andy h said:
Blue4ever85 said:
The ones that say 'babe on board' or 'playboy' always make me laugh because the driver is always a dog.

Yeah. Always laugh at that one.
Also twats who wear a tee shirt with "porn star" on it.
Maybe we should pass a law where fuckwits have to wear a tee shirt with "I'm a fuckwit" on it.
already done mate,rags wear them all the time

PMSL How very true. Should have thought of that myself.
 
blueinkwell said:
Those signs hanging in the back window of a car saying "Baby On Board". What bl**dy use are they? It's not as if I'm going to think 'Ok I won't run into the back of you then, I'll find another target'. Total waste of money that probably restricts the drivers view.

Rant over.


People who have them in their cars are just advertising to everyone that they are
SHIT DRIVERS. The same goes for those gutless fuckers who have a GREEN "P" sticker.
You've passed your test you shit-house!! Get some confidence or get off the fuckin' road...

...aaand relax.
 
Saw a sticker in a car the other day announcing it had been bought from:

"The Titty Ho Motor Co"
 
blueinkwell said:
Those signs hanging in the back window of a car saying "Baby On Board". What bl**dy use are they? It's not as if I'm going to think 'Ok I won't run into the back of you then, I'll find another target'. Total waste of money that probably restricts the drivers view.

Rant over.

Ha ha ha! Yeah, I've always failed to see the sense in those signs - yeah as you say, so a driver's gonna shift targets??
 
I agree entirely with the original poster's sentiments. They are the modern day equivalent of the now defunct "My Other Car is a Porche" stickers.

Nausiating.
 

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