Does the cold weather

Is this a coded message?

'I'm being held against my will by animal rights activists and they won't let me have a drink the yoghurt knitting bastards'

Thats about as close as I can get.
 
I tend to get quite horny during this icy cold weather , but daren't get it out in case it freezes solid !
 
Gaylord du Bois said:
Is this a coded message?

'I'm being held against my will by animal rights activists and they won't let me have a drink the yoghurt knitting bastards'

Thats about as close as I can get.
It's that or I my mrs just get horny when it's cold, I like your take though
 
Fuck no! The missus insists on having the heating on all fucking day at about 80 odd degrees.

When we go to bed I can't fucking stand it as it's just too hot, and have to, either sleep in another room or lob the duvet to one side.

I spend most of my days outside and aint arsed by the cold, so coming inside to an oven is uncomfortable.
 
When you go abroad you will be hornier, different woman warmer, more adventourous, inviting moist conditions
 

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