Doing a runner

[BlueHammer85]

I’ve reported Mark to the Met so he’ll be getting a knock on the door anytime

song competition comes to an end.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Thought this was going to be another Phillip Schofield thread!

 

[gaz76]

Some of the scantily clad beauties in the Chicago marathon on Sunday definitely had me thinking about it, if only I could have kept up with em

 

[BlueHammer85]

A ****’s truck done by people with no morals.
What next? Hit and run will be OK I suppose.

I actually think getting away with a Nando’s half chicken is worse than child murder.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

One of the all time great internet videos that clip...
"This is democracy manifest..." (:

The very first time I saw it years ago I replayed it immediately, as I wasn't sure if it was an old clip of the bigger guy from Hale & Pace.

He recently died the guy in the video, did this all turn out mistaken identity at the time did he even do it? I can't remember.

Pure gold though it's like an old comedy sketch, many great lines despite it only being a short clip of his arrest and all flamboyantly delivered too:

"I'm under what"

"Have a look at the headlock here"

"Get your hand off my penis"

"This is the bloke who got me on the penis people"

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A sweet succulent Chinese meal"

"Ooh, that's a nice headlock sir"

"Ah yes, I see that you know your judo well"

"And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis"

"Tata and farewell"

 

[calumdown]

A ****’s truck done by people with no morals.

they come in a variety of colours.
hang them on the back of your truck.

you can buy them here


i expect you've already got one @idahoblues

 

[Cellarite]

One of the all time great internet videos that clip...
"This is democracy manifest..." (:

The very first time I saw it years ago I replayed it immediately, as I wasn't sure if it was an old clip of the bigger guy from Hale & Pace.

He recently died the guy in the video, did this all turn out mistaken identity at the time did he even do it? I can't remember.

Pure gold though it's like an old comedy sketch, many great lines despite it only being a short clip of his arrest and all flamboyantly delivered too:

"I'm under what"

"Have a look at the headlock here"

"Get your hand off my penis"

"This is the bloke who got me on the penis people"

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A sweet succulent Chinese meal"

"Ooh, that's a nice headlock sir"

"Ah yes, I see that you know your judo well"

"And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis"

"Tata and farewell"

I can't believe it's only about 6 weeks since I first saw it. Where has it been all my life?

I'm completely fascinated by it. I hope I never get arrested but if I were to, I'd love to go in a blaze of glory like this hero. He even manages to slam the car door shut on two separate occasions. So much gold squeezed into such a short video.

 

[MCFCTrick]

Not been in there for many years now, but in its day it was one of the best.

I did hear one or two rumours on the hygiene side of things. 1985 that’s been there since.

I used to work with a guy who lived near there. He was there so often, his nickname was Dilshad. :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Bit extreme?

But true....

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

A ****’s truck done by people with no morals.
What next? Hit and run will be OK I suppose.

I actually 100% agree with you pal. I was at this in my teens and very early 20s, it doesn't excuse what i did but I did grow up eventually. Never would I even think about it these days, especially with the hospitality business on its arse. So many people rely on the police not bothering responding to things like this and think life owes them a living.