Double -barrelled names

[Blue Til Death]

Solskjaer, which roughly translates to Fuck-Face...

 

[Jung the foreman]

Jonny Fucking-Evans

 

[mat]

Graham - Fucking Arsehole - Poll

 

[better dead than red]

I have a list of rules which includes one on names; similar to doule barrel, but not quite the same.

People with a first name as a surname are usually arseholes. Terry Christian is a prime example. Gareth Barry is an exception.

That rule is up there with never trust a woman with earrings bigger than her mouth.

How do you feel about individuals with surnames for their Christian name, Hunter, Taylor, Morgan, etc?

 

[wagonman]

What about a player with the son of God's name as a surname?

JJ

 

[Dubai Blue]

Seems a lot more likely that their parents were actually unmarried, and the kids were given the surnames of both parents.

Not really a sustainable trend when it comes to fitting names on the back of football shirts!

 

[inchy14]

I remember the baddiwl and Skinner show .. wasn't it on lat on a Friday night a gallon of boddies and a garlic bread kebab... Amd that guy who had a pineapple on his head! .. forest player ???

Jason Lee.

He blamed them for his shite form if i remember correctly, said they had given him a complex and the opposition fans singing it at him put him off....

 

[aguero93:20]

Danny ****-Mills

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Think there was a referee called Alf F**king-Grey once ?

The pain of that LC semi night in particular means I'm unable to click like for this post.

 

[TCIB]

Dad saved me from a triple barreled name. Mum wanted my middle names brought forward so it would have been "Guy-Alexander-Roger" jesus christ mum what were you thinking. One of the few times dad put his foot down and i am glad he did.