Driveway neighbour disputes.

in my last house we had a shared drive and it was a fucking nightmare. You can’t do anything with it and god forbid you park on it for even a short period of time….

Im guessing your neighbour is an old ****…because they are the fucking worst.

Your options as I see them, in order preference.

1. Move house
2. Don’t use the shared drive
3. Do something that your neighbour would find equally galling but has no control over….. but might be used as a compromise Eg. erect something in the back garden that obscures their light.
4. Speak to another neighbour and have then talk sense into the old cunts.
 
in my last house we had a shared drive and it was a fucking nightmare. You can’t do anything with it and god forbid you park on it for even a short period of time….

Im guessing your neighbour is an old ****…because they are the fucking worst.

Your options as I see them, in order preference.

1. Move house
2. Don’t use the shared drive
3. Do something that your neighbour would find equally galling but has no control over….. but might be used as a compromise Eg. erect something in the back garden that obscures their light.
4. Speak to another neighbour and have then talk sense into the old cunts.
3.1 Leave the baby outside screaming in the early hours
 
We have tried speaking to them and telling them of our situation but having a new born like most people would know we can be in the house for all of 5mins then we move the car back or it can be an hour. Etc all we get told is we have been there and managed

are they being awkward and the minute pull up they suddenly "need" to go out in their car?
 
NEVER share fuck all with neighbours..................anyway some good sound advice already given.

Pics do help us to fathom all this out.

Not always true - 3 of us houses share the main drain. Next doors are the central house and nearest to the outfall with the shortest run so when it got blocked once I am pleased to say the miserable old **** was the one with liquid shit coming up on his drive lol
 
Can I suggest you lie down, lift you knee up and let McAlpines do their job.....
Oh this isn't the camera up the bum thread.

Carry on
 
I reverse the car onto the drive and the baby is on the nearside just because of concience (rear view mirror etc) if i was to swap onto offside then we would have to open the car door onto 1 of their vehicles
 
as they are being awkward then I concur with my colleagues - bricks and fire are the answer
 
Go round tomorrow and talk it out with them. Take the missus with you, have a sit down and get everything off your chest. Propose a bit of wife swapping. I imagine the miserable bitch next door hasn't had any for a while, and let's face it you've just had a kid so you won't be having any for a while either Everyone's a winner. Well you are, and that's all that matters in this situation, you. Go get em champ.
 

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