Duncan Castles

[Decc66]

His head appears very similar in dimensions to that of E.T.

 

[HelloCity]

He's an odd character.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Only one term can be used for a guy like this

Sycophant

I can think of another one or two.

 

[Bluewonder]

Still looks like a condom.

 

[Rolee]

I can think of another one or two.

Lacky
Mercenary

or

Felch bubble
Smegma

 

[Helmet Cole]

I suppose for this sort of a 'journalist' being in the pocket of a major agent in the hope of getting the odd scoop beats going through b-list celebs bins. Wanker.

 

[aguero93:20]

His head appears very similar in dimensions to that of E.T.

He's got about the same IQ as the putty puppet they used to shoot the film as well, just now you have repulsive and repulsiver moving the wires.

 

[Hungarian blue]

I actually love how he tries and fails. Of course, it's a bit sad if he gets paid actual money for this sort of work, but imagine how sad a life it must be, constantly having your head up in the arse of Mourinho and Mendes. Not too sure if any compensation in the world can make it better. :)

 

[stonerblue]

Sounds like a run down seaside resort on its last legs..

 

[bugsyblue]

He's very anti united isn't he? Very pro-Chelsea but is he pro-Mou? He chats a lot of shite regardless