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In reverse order...
Blackpool - cannon fodder all round, yet pick up their only away point against City
Bolton - Owen Coyle proves as useless as the similarly named IUD
Fulham - too many draws means Sparky suffers ignominy
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Wigan - Martinez proves he's more magic than Paul Daniels as Whelan counts the survival dough
West Brom - di Matteo shows he's actually a decent gaffer putting pressure on Ancelotti
Wolverhampton - big Mick delivers Black Country bliss
Newcastle - Huyton fires the flames of delusion as the bar codes survive
Blackburn - fat head gets away with it again
West Ham - Avram massages the books and inflates the bubble rather than pricking it
Stoke - Pulis pulls a masterstroke
Sunderland - the ivory trade remains dead as the ultimate elephant trumpets success
Birmingham - McLeish clings onto the hope of taking the reins at the swamp
Aston Villa - despite being without O'Neill and countless players, Sven guides the Villains to respectability
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Everton - Kenwright laughs all the way to the bank as Moyes bemoans lack of transfers
Liverpool - How? Just how the f**k?
Tottenham - 'Arry proves last season was a Wayne Bridge too far despite signing Bridge, Bellamy, Ireland and SWP.
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Arsenal - injustice agains as the Gooners fail to walk the ball in the net on at least 4,196 separate occasions.
Man City - biggest disappointment of the season sees City in 3rd, mainly due to Premier League, FA and Media conspiracies
Man Utd - Bacon face pulls off his final minor miracle pre retirement as Charcuterie or whatever the prick is called manages to score 20 goals by chipping them into his face
Chelsea - is Ancelloti the new Bob Paisley/Bill Shankly/Jose Mourinho as he wins the league yet again but this time with a side whose average age is 146 - only Giggs, Scholes and Neville having had more telegrams off the Queen.
So, a respectable 3rd in spite of it all from the might Sky Blues! Would we (or the owners) settle for that?
Blackpool - cannon fodder all round, yet pick up their only away point against City
Bolton - Owen Coyle proves as useless as the similarly named IUD
Fulham - too many draws means Sparky suffers ignominy
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Wigan - Martinez proves he's more magic than Paul Daniels as Whelan counts the survival dough
West Brom - di Matteo shows he's actually a decent gaffer putting pressure on Ancelotti
Wolverhampton - big Mick delivers Black Country bliss
Newcastle - Huyton fires the flames of delusion as the bar codes survive
Blackburn - fat head gets away with it again
West Ham - Avram massages the books and inflates the bubble rather than pricking it
Stoke - Pulis pulls a masterstroke
Sunderland - the ivory trade remains dead as the ultimate elephant trumpets success
Birmingham - McLeish clings onto the hope of taking the reins at the swamp
Aston Villa - despite being without O'Neill and countless players, Sven guides the Villains to respectability
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Everton - Kenwright laughs all the way to the bank as Moyes bemoans lack of transfers
Liverpool - How? Just how the f**k?
Tottenham - 'Arry proves last season was a Wayne Bridge too far despite signing Bridge, Bellamy, Ireland and SWP.
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Arsenal - injustice agains as the Gooners fail to walk the ball in the net on at least 4,196 separate occasions.
Man City - biggest disappointment of the season sees City in 3rd, mainly due to Premier League, FA and Media conspiracies
Man Utd - Bacon face pulls off his final minor miracle pre retirement as Charcuterie or whatever the prick is called manages to score 20 goals by chipping them into his face
Chelsea - is Ancelloti the new Bob Paisley/Bill Shankly/Jose Mourinho as he wins the league yet again but this time with a side whose average age is 146 - only Giggs, Scholes and Neville having had more telegrams off the Queen.
So, a respectable 3rd in spite of it all from the might Sky Blues! Would we (or the owners) settle for that?