Personally I think that would be the best final. Both clubs could do with winning something. The Dippers would be shite and Arsenal would find a way to mention us if they won it.
First goal will be huge (you could even say, er, "massive"). If Newcastle get it, you'd have to think that that would do it. But if the Tarqs get it, even if it comes with only 10 minutes to go, the nerves will kick in for the barcodes.