Embarrassed myself over Platinum membership

sweynforkbeard

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Totally misunderstood and had thought it was 'Plutonium' membership. Flew to New York, piled into United Nations building and demanded a seat on the Security Council or I would be doing some nuclear fishing in the Bay of Naples on our away trip. Bit shamefaced when the truth dawned but Ban Ki was very good about it all.
 
I thought it was Platypus and look a right twat now with a huge tat on my chest of a semi-aquatic mammal endemic to eastern Australia.
 
sweynforkbeard said:
Totally misunderstood and had thought it was 'Plutonium' membership. Flew to New York, piled into United Nations building and demanded a seat on the Security Council or I would be doing some nuclear fishing in the Bay of Naples on our away trip. Bit shamefaced when the truth dawned but Ban Ki was very good about it all.

Brilliant. How are the laderhosen looking, have you had your fitting yet?!
 
Blumers Bloomers said:
sweynforkbeard said:
Totally misunderstood and had thought it was 'Plutonium' membership. Flew to New York, piled into United Nations building and demanded a seat on the Security Council or I would be doing some nuclear fishing in the Bay of Naples on our away trip. Bit shamefaced when the truth dawned but Ban Ki was very good about it all.

Brilliant. How are the laderhosen looking, have you had your fitting yet?!


I have abandoned the idea as I didn't want to become a figure of desire to Angela Merkel, not after last time, anyway.<br /><br />-- Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:05 am --<br /><br />
Antoine Sibierski's Shiny Head said:
Your my favourite BMer....and my favourite tweeter!


One is always fulfilled knowing that the experience of the decades is changing lives for the better.
 
Kinkyboots10 said:
I think I love you sweynforkbeard x


It is probably the Chateau d'Yquem '61 speaking and you will reject me in the morning with a loss of self worth and a yearning sense of the futility of human relationships. But I'm used to it. Are you female with a collection of fishnet tights?<br /><br />-- Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:56 am --<br /><br />
fat boy blue said:
how many points for 'Plutonium' membership, because all the others wont let me jump to the front of the que


Each game 239 points on 'Plutonium.' Half life is 24,100 years by which time we'll have won the Universe Super League 23,098 times. Two other winners will be Solihull Moors F.C. and Moons Of Neptune Galaxy F.C.
 
sweynforkbeard said:
Kinkyboots10 said:
I think I love you sweynforkbeard x


It is probably the Chateau d'Yquem '61 speaking and you will reject me in the morning with a loss of self worth and a yearning sense of the futility of human relationships. But I'm used to it. Are you female with a collection of fishnet tights?

Lol - I'm off to bed. Hope all your dreams come true sweynforkbeard and Kinkyboots10 is indeed a female with a collection of fishnet tights. Hope she's also a good swimmer.
 
mr t said:
sweynforkbeard said:
Kinkyboots10 said:
I think I love you sweynforkbeard x


It is probably the Chateau d'Yquem '61 speaking and you will reject me in the morning with a loss of self worth and a yearning sense of the futility of human relationships. But I'm used to it. Are you female with a collection of fishnet tights?

Lol - I'm off to bed. Hope all your dreams come true sweynforkbeard and Kinkyboots10 is indeed a female with a collection of fishnet tights. Hope she's also a good swimmer.


Wet fishnet tights? Now you're talking.
 
sweynforkbeard said:
Totally misunderstood and had thought it was 'Plutonium' membership. Flew to New York, piled into United Nations building and demanded a seat on the Security Council or I would be doing some nuclear fishing in the Bay of Naples on our away trip. Bit shamefaced when the truth dawned but Ban Ki was very good about it all.

Just further evidence that the 'hirsute one' has been a fan for just a while - a very long while! Sweyn, dear boy, you understand that there is no cure! Mind, I wouldn't particularly want one!
 

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