metalblue
Well-Known Member
We’ve all had them. Today I was caught short needing a shit in John Lewis. I hate using public toilets for a poo and would normally wait until the turtle was touching the undercrackers, but I knew I was going to be In town for a few hours. As most you hesthen cunts won’t know JL has unisex toilets so I head towards them...phew...no queue. In I go and do the business, gave it a courtesy flush once the worst was out. Before I’d even finished with the second wave someone was trying the door handle. All done I started to clean myself up and the loo roll in the holder, naturally, made a hell of a racket, no doubt they could hear it within a 10mile radius. And I needed several goes to get it cleaned, all the while people were trying the door.
Finally washed my hands and prayed there was no queue as I was ready to leave...out I go and of course I walked to a huge queue, it was like the January fucking sales . I’d only been in there 5 minutes, 10 tops which is a PB for me. I could have died, next in line was some elderly lady and I didn’t have the heart to suggest she gave it 10. I just prayed she had no sense of smell or memory as she was about to undergo an ordeal.
Come on blues, name and shame, what’s been your embarrassing moments?
Finally washed my hands and prayed there was no queue as I was ready to leave...out I go and of course I walked to a huge queue, it was like the January fucking sales . I’d only been in there 5 minutes, 10 tops which is a PB for me. I could have died, next in line was some elderly lady and I didn’t have the heart to suggest she gave it 10. I just prayed she had no sense of smell or memory as she was about to undergo an ordeal.
Come on blues, name and shame, what’s been your embarrassing moments?