Carling said:Mine was yesterday, got on train and only one seat left near this drop dead gorgeous blond, i seen it free and went over and without looking what was on the seat there was a bottle of juice(powerade i think) i sat on it and the juice squirted out and soaked her. I have never been so embarrest in my life, anyone else got any stories similar?
(sorry about spelling this morning the Carlsberg took the toll on me!)
Carling said:Mine was yesterday, got on train and only one seat left near this drop dead gorgeous blond, i seen it free and went over and without looking what was on the seat there was a bottle of juice(powerade i think) i sat on it and the juice squirted out and soaked her. I have never been so embarrest in my life, anyone else got any stories similar?
(sorry about spelling this morning the Carlsberg took the toll on me!)
Bluebird1 said:Carling said:Mine was yesterday, got on train and only one seat left near this drop dead gorgeous blond, i seen it free and went over and without looking what was on the seat there was a bottle of juice(powerade i think) i sat on it and the juice squirted out and soaked her. I have never been so embarrest in my life, anyone else got any stories similar?
(sorry about spelling this morning the Carlsberg took the toll on me!)
PMSL, you must have been on it all day cos your spelling hasn't got any better.
Carling said:Bluebird1 said:Carling said:Mine was yesterday, got on train and only one seat left near this drop dead gorgeous blond, i seen it free and went over and without looking what was on the seat there was a bottle of juice(powerade i think) i sat on it and the juice squirted out and soaked her. I have never been so embarrest in my life, anyone else got any stories similar?
(sorry about spelling this morning the Carlsberg took the toll on me!)
PMSL, you must have been on it all day cos your spelling hasn't got any better.
No mate goin pub later again to watch Bury v Shrewsbury and sorry about spelling its the hangover!
Carling said:Bluebird1 said:Carling said:Mine was yesterday, got on train and only one seat left near this drop dead gorgeous blond, i seen it free and went over and without looking what was on the seat there was a bottle of juice(powerade i think) i sat on it and the juice squirted out and soaked her. I have never been so embarrest in my life, anyone else got any stories similar?
(sorry about spelling this morning the Carlsberg took the toll on me!)
PMSL, you must have been on it all day cos your spelling hasn't got any better.
No mate goin pub later again to watch Bury v Shrewsbury and sorry about spelling its the hangover!
My spelling is shite sorry, i left school with no grade in English as you can guess!Bluebird1 said:Carling said:Bluebird1 said:Carling said:Mine was yesterday, got on train and only one seat left near this drop dead gorgeous blond, i seen it free and went over and without looking what was on the seat there was a bottle of juice(powerade i think) i sat on it and the juice squirted out and soaked her. I have never been so embarrest in my life, anyone else got any stories similar?
(sorry about spelling this morning the Carlsberg took the toll on me!)
PMSL, you must have been on it all day cos your spelling hasn't got any better.
No mate goin pub later again to watch Bury v Shrewsbury and sorry about spelling its the hangover!
Mate???? You'll get used to having your spelling and punctuation ripped apart lol
yankblue said:Not on a bus or train but this weekend me and my mate were driving home from our Baseball (I know, sorry) game with the top and windows down when all of a sudden the song "Poker Face" comes on the radio. Well it was just one of those moments and my mate blasted it and sooner or later we both got into it dancing and singing along when we hit a red light. Look over and there is a car full of absolutely sexy girls on their way home from the beach pointing and laughing at us. I've never been so embarrassed in my life haha.
nijinsky's fetlocks said:yankblue said:Not on a bus or train but this weekend me and my mate were driving home from our Baseball (I know, sorry) game with the top and windows down when all of a sudden the song "Poker Face" comes on the radio. Well it was just one of those moments and my mate blasted it and sooner or later we both got into it dancing and singing along when we hit a red light. Look over and there is a car full of absolutely sexy girls on their way home from the beach pointing and laughing at us. I've never been so embarrassed in my life haha.
I think the playing rounders bit was worse than what ensued,credibility-wise.