Emma The City Fan - GAME OVER! (update in OP)

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ric it is the real emma google is ur friend u need up ur stalking abilty lol

<a class="postlink" href="http://twitter.com/emmaolly" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://twitter.com/emmaolly</a>
 
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jacko8684 said:
uwe_returns said:
any chance some kind soul can sum up 26 pages?
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man meets lady at wembley... shows her magic tricks... falls in love... posts on here asking if anyone knows her or her mate...turns out they do... and here we are...
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thanks.

so who is who in this little drama.
ricster = magician man
pink princess = "the mate"
and emma is?
 
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uwe_returns said:
any chance some kind soul can sum up 26 pages?
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Ricster obstructs two girls at the final with the old " Would you like to see my card trick" line and all three miss the goal. Falls head over heels for the cute blonde lass and her Natalie Pike look-a-like who is actually a REALLY good Natalie Pike look-a-like. Now he is just glad he did not post "please help me find this girl who's mate looked like that T**T (fill in as you wish) Natalie Pike.
Ricster hoping that cute blonde girl is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome after the ordeal, cos he treated them well.

Que 20 odd threads of us all trying to chat up said, really good, Natalie Pike look-a-like and some of us thinking Who? but not wanting to show our age.

Clear?
 
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uwe_returns said:
jacko8684 said:
man meets lady at wembley... shows her magic tricks... falls in love... posts on here asking if anyone knows her or her mate...turns out they do... and here we are...
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thanks.

so who is who in this little drama.
ricster = magician man
pink princess = "the mate"
and emma is?
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Emma is all his dreams come true at once, the girl he was so busy trying to entertain he missed the goal against the Rags.
 
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AntonDonJuan said:
citygal1 said:
haha, im 40years old, iv got false teeth, wear a wig and mittens, im 22stone oh and im a utd fan ;O)
so where we going im free this weekend
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Fook me it does work!!!

Depending on the outcome of Ricster's scenario, basically fuck all, i'll take you for a 3 course meal of greggs (soup, pasty, vanilla slice) and then down to my local disco for some £1 VS's and a little bump and grind in the corner

*note* if you manage to eat the whole pasty without your teeth in i'll upgrade your VS to a WKD
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il take that challenge! piece of piss.
 
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Spekl said:
ric it is the real emma google is ur friend u need up ur stalking abilty lol

<a class="postlink" href="http://twitter.com/emmaolly" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://twitter.com/emmaolly</a>
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Christ on a bike!!
 
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in all serious, that beautiful blonde whos been lezzin it off with the webster kid in corrie, got with some lad when he waited outside the corrie set to ask her out. this sort of thing must appeal to some birds
 
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Spekl said:
ric it is the real emma google is ur friend u need up ur stalking abilty lol

<a class="postlink" href="http://twitter.com/emmaolly" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://twitter.com/emmaolly</a>
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You see, i never thought of doing that. Now i really am lost for words.

Apologies for doubting it was you in your earlier post, and i apologise for making you such a public figure on Bluemoon, 15,515 views. Who'd have thought that.

I really dont know what to say, im not sure whether youre happy having a Bluemoon soap opera going on live for everyone to watch or whether you'd mind exchanging a couple of pm's, one of the reason's is that i would like to know how you figured out all my tricks. I do have more up my sleeve though.

Suppose im a bit intrigued as to what you think of some of the things i have said and what you think about the final.

Last thing i'd like to say is thank you for messaging, when you could have just laughed it all off and not bothered.

Cheers Ric
 
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if this works out for him

this will be my attire for the final

ehyt11.jpg
 
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Ricster said:
Spekl said:
ric it is the real emma google is ur friend u need up ur stalking abilty lol

<a class="postlink" href="http://twitter.com/emmaolly" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://twitter.com/emmaolly</a>
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You see, i never thought of doing that. Now i really am lost for words.

Apologies for doubting it was you in your earlier post, and i apologise for making you such a public figure on Bluemoon, 15,515 views. Who'd have thought that.

I really dont know what to say, im not sure whether youre happy having a Bluemoon soap opera going on live for everyone to watch or whether you'd mind exchanging a couple of pm's, one of the reason's is that i would like to know how you figured out all my tricks. I do have more up my sleeve though.

Suppose im a bit intrigued as to what you think of some of the things i have said and what you think about the final.

Last thing i'd like to say is thank you for messaging, when you could have just laughed it all off and not bothered.

Cheers Ric
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This is getting really good now.
 
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gaudinho's stolen car said:
Shands said:
Don't give up hope yet GSC, there can still be a happy ending
Your Pink Princess waits within a tower, hair dangled for your ascending.
So in your fearless drunken haze, clamber up and be her boss man
Put your arm around her shoulder, and shout out 'lets all do the poznan!'
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Shands your rhymes put me to shame mate.

Pink Princess you really put me in a trance,
Like Alabama does to Clarence in True Romance.
Although I do prefer films with Liam Neeson,
How about you, me and Emma have a threesome?
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I damn near stood and applauded that!!
 
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Lucky Toma said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Shands your rhymes put me to shame mate.

Pink Princess you really put me in a trance,
Like Alabama does to Clarence in True Romance.
Although I do prefer films with Liam Neeson,
How about you, me and Emma have a threesome?
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I damn near stood and applauded that!!
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LT you would blow any of these rhymes out of the water, go for it lad.
 
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GStar said:
I really want to look away... but for some reason i can't.
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Can you shift it to Off Topic please? This thread is the Bluemoon equivalent of a car crash lol.
 
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Can I just say that when the lovely Emma eventually turns up and puts us all out of our misery, I don't wanna hear any crap like 'Emma is too shy to post, send her a pm'. I want to see this relationship played out in it's entirety in this thread from start to finish and I feel that as a bluemooner this is my right
 
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Lucky Toma said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Shands your rhymes put me to shame mate.

Pink Princess you really put me in a trance,
Like Alabama does to Clarence in True Romance.
Although I do prefer films with Liam Neeson,
How about you, me and Emma have a threesome?
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I damn near stood and applauded that!!
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I laughed out loud at that too, brilliant!

Gaudinho I’m beginning to think that our word skills here are wasted
So how about you and I elope to our own rhyme filled oasis.
and although I’m normally not that way inclined, I’m willing to make an exception
If you dress up as David Silva and belt out ‘I am the resurrection’
 
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