Funny, My Mother has quite a number of Sisters, as does my Father, so amongst my many Aunties who were quite a catch back in the 80's and 90's when younger.... They came across a lot more Football players than myself.
One Aunt dated Andy Dibble apparently hehe...
an Escort girl in Manchester has many a tale. They have no interest in Footy but they can spot a player from a mile off.
I've met a number of ex players but they've been at organised events such as supporters club meetings.
Joleon Lescott, David Silva, Patrick Vieira (at Santa stroll)
Colin Bell, Tony Book, Paul Power, Andy Morrison (he is a true grumpy twat in real life)
Joe Corrigan...