England Squad (merged with Jesse Lingard thread)

[kaz7]

Goalkeepers:

Jack Butland (Stoke City), Joe Hart (Manchester City), Tom Heaton (Burnley)

Defenders:

Ryan Bertrand (Southampton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Liverpool), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Phil Jones (Manchester United), Chris Smalling (Manchester United), John Stones (Everton)

Midfielders:

Dele Alli (Tottenham Hotspur), Ross Barkley (Everton), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Liverpool), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Jonjo Shelvey (Swansea City), Raheem Sterling (Manchester City)

Forwards:

Danny Ings (Liverpool), Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Jamie Vardy (Leicester City), Theo Walcott (Arsenal)

 

[kaz7]

For anyone interested

 

[mat]

Play for dippers. Play for England.

Simples.

What has Ings done to deserve a call up? Only that.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Looks like Joe will soon reach 100 caps if that is the competition for the number 1 spot!

 

[burning blue soul]

i liken my relationship to the england team like a 40 year marriage.

it started off fun, with excitement and wonder, hope and a few licks behind the ears and knee tremblers.
but then the disappointments and letdowns, the betrayals, the uncovering of a gold digger just after my money. take take take and no give.
eventually i realized that the relationship is actually not there anymore, i just dont give a shit what they get up to as long as they dont interfere with my life.

so, all you utd and liverpool players can take the euros and worldies and shove them up your arses!!!

 

[MC ID]

You know, if we don't act like a bunch of cunts expecting to win every game by 3 and throw a witch hunt every time we get beat, under the surface bubbling away England have got a very good young side coming through.

 

[Vienna_70]

You know, if we don't act like a bunch of cunts expecting to win every game by 3 and throw a witch hunt every time we get beat, under the surface bubbling away England have got a very good young side coming through.

And despite what some of the idiots on talkshite would have you believe - take a bow, horse abuser - a very good manager in charge of it.

 

[sam-caddick]

Looks like Joe will soon reach 100 caps if that is the competition for the number 1 spot!

Jack Butland looks a top keeper in the making, he is an excellent shot stopper.

I think Eric Dier should think himself unlucky considering he has arguably been the best defensive midfielder in the league this season.

Fair play to Deli Alli as well, I really like the look of this lad and considering he was in League 1 last season it is quite an achievement.

 

[mat]

It all distracts the media from asking "Why do you persist in playing a shit Wooney?"

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Is that the worst collection of strikers in living memory! Based on this season you would need to put all there goals together to make one good striker.